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FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLOOOOO FREAKKKKYYYY DAYUYY
I JUST WOKE UP BTW. FREAKYYYYYY
Freaky caldre hc!
(like always, don't read if u don't fw it)
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- Cal tears up or cries easily while doing it, he's actually kind of sensitive
- Cal is OBSESSED with Andre's back and with his happy trail. Send post.
- Andre LOVES making Cal submit to him and talking to him/giving him orders while doing it
- One of Cal's biggest turn ons is being called a "good boy" or "pretty" when he's getting absolutely destroyed.
- Cal being hypersexual has led the two of them into not passing a day without doing something sexual. Whether is a quick bj the high-school's bathroom, a hj in Andre's room while his parents are at home, grinding and dry humping in Andre's car or Cal getting absolutely ruined
- I honestly don't think they switch at all. Andre loves being in control in all situations, when he's not, the man truly starts tweaking. He gets stressed, angry because he can't do shit, and it isn't a relieve to him when someone has control, power over him. Cal is totally fine by that though, he's happy with satisfying Andre
(Andre would rather kill himself than having something inside of him. Yall can't make me change my mind with all the "bottomdre" bullshit.)
- They're the clingiest and cutest mf when they're done. You can hear Cal's giggles and Andre yapping about how perfect Cal is and looks when you walk past Andre's room.
- Andre has DEFINITELY left bruises on Cal's body. He's too rough, he can't control himself.
- While Cal is teasing as fuck, he's just resumed to a submissive mess, a bunch of "more, please, andre" and a begging mess when Andre finally touches him
- Following, Andre loves making Cal beg. Not only because it fuels his ego, but because he loves hearing Cal's whiny voice, being completely overwhelmed
- There is not a single time in the life span of Andre kriegman where he hadn't finished inside of Cal. Cal sometimes gets annoyed or pissed of, because they needed to be quick and not make a mess, or because now he has to clean himself up. But most of the time he loves it too.
- Cal LOVES being manhandled. He will never admit it out loud though (well, only if Andre forces him to admit it, even repeat it)
-Cal also loves giving bj's to Andre. Having his mouth and throat full of him, the feeling of being fully possessed and weakened by him...Cal is obsessed with it
- Andre loves pulling Cal's hair.
-Cal has made Andre fuck him in the morning to not go to class. He was met with a delicious breakfast afterwards. Andre claimed it was his reward.
-following, Andre always gives little rewards to Cal once they're done. They can be food, small gifts or being bear hugged and showering him with kisses. He does almost anything to make Cal feel loved and cared for afterwards.
- Andre has internalised homofobia, Cal was sa'd as a kid. So yeah, things can get pretty angsty sometimes.
- Andre's dirty talk it's the bittersweetest thing ever. He would say the meanest things but with the most caring and loving tone of his voice (almost making fun of Cal). But when he's angry though, he's just mean (Cal secretly loves it but you won't hear him saying that).
-Cal has had Andre's belt on his wrists and neck
- Andre always cleans the mess the two of them do. Normally when Cal's taking a shower
- They REALLY can't keep it their hands to themselves.
- Andre is rlly toxic. Sorry. (Cal is too, but Andre wins by a lot). It's mainly because Cal is really the only one that he has and loves.
- once they're done, go back to sleep and finally let Mel inside of the room, she always sleeps in between them or on top of them (mostly Andre, ofc)
I'm seriously considering to start making fanfics. Leave asks so I can make fics about whatever you guys want 🙏
MORE HEADCANONS BECAUSE YEA
- Cal doesn't actually have any ed, but he's anemic
-Whenever Cal gets into trouble, Andre is the one who gets him out of it
-Cal admires Andre so fucking much, he's like a God to him
-Sometimes Andre zones out while looking at Cal, thinking about how unreal Cal's beauty is
-I'm sure that when they first met in middle school, Cal got quickly attached to him (he was the only one who treated him like a normal person and not like a dumbass). For Andre it took months to be really attached to Cal.
-They would definitely be talking about something pretty serious, and Cal would just start bursting out of laughter. Andre would look him dead in the eye, and Cal would be like: "...wait, you were being serious??"
-Cal is a blanket stealer, and when it gets cold he'll shove his feet in Andre's lower back
-When they first met, Cal was actually taller than Andre, but then, boom, puberty hit and suddenly, Andre was taller than him.
-Andre can easily lift Cal in his arms.
-Cal's little sister often forces him to try her little make up things, she would be the type of sister to say: "if you don't let me do two ponytails in your hair, I'll tell mom I saw you kissing Andre!" and Cal obviously lets her.
-ANDRE KNOWS HOW TO FIX CARS ‼️
-Cal's the type of guy to be twirling his hair and kicking his feet whenever Andre does something
- Whenever Andre gets really stressed or angry at Cal, he'll start throwing soft things to Cal, such as clothes, pillows... Just to relieve anger and not to actually hurt him
- Mel actually hates Cal, but whenever Cal is in Andre's clothes she tolerates him and even sits on his lap
-Cal has the ability to literally fall asleep EVERYWHERE.
- Cal is not trusted with blades, knifes or pills 🙏
-Cal would be such an annoying older brother
- Usually, when Andre wins in track, his legs would go limp. I just know they would hurt so fucking bad
- Cal is absolutely DISGUSTED about the food Andre eats.
- Andre is trying to bulk
- Cal doesn't stand being lifted, he would start tweaking so bad (like a cat in air jail). Andre loves lifting and holding Cal.
-Cal's younger sister would despise Andre, Cal's younger brother would absolutely love him.
I've got some freakier stuff too, but idk if yall would fw that
more freaky caldre headcanons. im begging you. i will give you my life agai.
MORE FREAKY HEADCANONS!
Tw: sh
Don't read if u don't fuck w this shit 🙏
-Cal definitely is into getting choked, cut or tied up
- They would both heavily fw knife play and gun play
- Cal loves teasing, until Andre fucks his brains out
- They both love leaving marks on each other
-One of Cal's fantasies definetly is cutting Andre
- Andre has some mixed feelings about the scars and wounds on Cal's thighs
- They've once filmed themselves on accident, Cal didn't properly turn the camera off
- They physically can't do anything when Mel's in the room
- Their first kiss was when they both were high
- Once they're done, Cal always has the urge to smoke
- Their first time was on one week that Andre's parents went to Germany
- in their play fights, Cal's been turned on more than once
- They've done it in public (a mall's bathroom)
- They get kind of clingy once they're done (also because Cal sometimes feels really bad after doing anything, so Andre's used to always hug him and let him know that it's okay)
KROZSUI I FUCKING LOVE U THANKS FOR ALWAYS REPOSTING MY STUFF 🙏🙏 (again, I'm feeling these are not enough 🦅)
-Cal has a boot kink, Andre has a hair pulling kink
@ddmc45
What the fuck.
Freaky caldre hc!
(like always, don't read if u don't fw it)
I
v
- Cal tears up or cries easily while doing it, he's actually kind of sensitive
- Cal is OBSESSED with Andre's back and with his happy trail. Send post.
- Andre LOVES making Cal submit to him and talking to him/giving him orders while doing it
- One of Cal's biggest turn ons is being called a "good boy" or "pretty" when he's getting absolutely destroyed.
- Cal being hypersexual has led the two of them into not passing a day without doing something sexual. Whether is a quick bj the high-school's bathroom, a hj in Andre's room while his parents are at home, grinding and dry humping in Andre's car or Cal getting absolutely ruined
- I honestly don't think they switch at all. Andre loves being in control in all situations, when he's not, the man truly starts tweaking. He gets stressed, angry because he can't do shit, and it isn't a relieve to him when someone has control, power over him. Cal is totally fine by that though, he's happy with satisfying Andre
(Andre would rather kill himself than having something inside of him. Yall can't make me change my mind with all the "bottomdre" bullshit.)
- They're the clingiest and cutest mf when they're done. You can hear Cal's giggles and Andre yapping about how perfect Cal is and looks when you walk past Andre's room.
- Andre has DEFINITELY left bruises on Cal's body. He's too rough, he can't control himself.
- While Cal is teasing as fuck, he's just resumed to a submissive mess, a bunch of "more, please, andre" and a begging mess when Andre finally touches him
- Following, Andre loves making Cal beg. Not only because it fuels his ego, but because he loves hearing Cal's whiny voice, being completely overwhelmed
- There is not a single time in the life span of Andre kriegman where he hadn't finished inside of Cal. Cal sometimes gets annoyed or pissed of, because they needed to be quick and not make a mess, or because now he has to clean himself up. But most of the time he loves it too.
- Cal LOVES being manhandled. He will never admit it out loud though (well, only if Andre forces him to admit it, even repeat it)
-Cal also loves giving bj's to Andre. Having his mouth and throat full of him, the feeling of being fully possessed and weakened by him...Cal is obsessed with it
- Andre loves pulling Cal's hair.
-Cal has made Andre fuck him in the morning to not go to class. He was met with a delicious breakfast afterwards. Andre claimed it was his reward.
-following, Andre always gives little rewards to Cal once they're done. They can be food, small gifts or being bear hugged and showering him with kisses. He does almost anything to make Cal feel loved and cared for afterwards.
- Andre has internalised homofobia, Cal was sa'd as a kid. So yeah, things can get pretty angsty sometimes.
- Andre's dirty talk it's the bittersweetest thing ever. He would say the meanest things but with the most caring and loving tone of his voice (almost making fun of Cal). But when he's angry though, he's just mean (Cal secretly loves it but you won't hear him saying that).
-Cal has had Andre's belt on his wrists and neck
- Andre always cleans the mess the two of them do. Normally when Cal's taking a shower
- They REALLY can't keep it their hands to themselves.
- Andre is rlly toxic. Sorry. (Cal is too, but Andre wins by a lot). It's mainly because Cal is really the only one that he has and loves.
- once they're done, go back to sleep and finally let Mel inside of the room, she always sleeps in between them or on top of them (mostly Andre, ofc)
I'm seriously considering to start making fanfics. Leave asks so I can make fics about whatever you guys want 🙏
Andre punishing cal hcs pls hhggshshssvgs
Andre punishing Cal headcanons!
(REALLY FREAKY)
So, as I said on one of my posts, andre has learned to deal with his anger towards Cal. Instead of directly punching him (which he wants to rlly bad), he instead, does some sort of... "punishes" (of course, sexual. YO IT'S ANDRE AND CAL WHAT ARE YALL EXPECTING)
1. Orgasm control.
This is basically as the title says. Instead of letting Cal peacefully finish, he teases him until the end, not letting him cum but making him feel extremely good. He can just cover his tip with his thumb or just stopping when Cal is getting loud, desperate and starting to tighten around him. Yeah
2. Overstimulation
Well, at least he cums on his one.... As the title says, andre would just go on and on. Even if Cal's crying and squirming in Overstimulation, andre won't stop, he'll keep on going until he himself finishes or if he thinks that's enough. Examples of that are: Andre jerking Cal off when he has just finished (sometimes Andre is still inside of Cal), or simply keep thrusting deep into him when Cal has just finished, abusing his sweet spot.
3. Not giving Cal what he wants.
Cal always had a way of getting what he wants, not only being sexually themed. Andre has known him for a long while, so he knows what things Cal says or does to getting his way, and obviously, he doesn't fall for it. So, Cal wants to give him head? Andre will force him to use his hand and proceed to tease him while he does it. Cal wants Andre to fuck him slow and passionate? Andre will go rough, the fastest as he can as he humiliates Cal in every way. Same goes the other way, Cal wants it fast, rough and humiliating? Andre will go slow, passionate, whispering praises in Cal's ear, taking his time with him. Cal wants to fuck? Andre will tease him and leave him horny on the spot. Not even worrying to making up an excuse.
4. Spanking
yeah, of course this would be here too. Cal laying on his stomach, on top of Andre's thighs, with his pants and boxers on his knees and grabbing the sheets tightly or directly bitting them as Andre spanks him. Andre would make him repeat what he says, would make him say what he did wrong, would make him say that he'll never do that again. He would make him beg and cry to keep going
5. Only fulfilling his own needs.
it's just andre not taking care of Cal's needs, just his own. Accepting when Cal suggest to give him head, using his mouth as he wants and leaving Cal with a massive boner right there, not helping him take care of it. Or simply finishing inside of Cal and that's it, not letting Cal fully finish. Using his hand as he wants to, sometimes not even letting Cal move his hand on his own, Andre putting his over it and moving and guiding Cal's hand as he wants. Treating Cal like some sort of sexual doll or something
6. Making him cum in public.
Yeah. Massaging and teasing him under the table while they're at restaurants or eating with one of the boys families (mostly the kriegman's) until Cal finishes. Fingering him in the bathroom stalls so Cal has to be with a big wet spot on his jeans through out the whole day. Making Cal sit on top of him to touch him everywhere... Yeah
7. Completely tying Cal up.
tying his wrists, his ankles, putting a belt around his neck and tape to his mouth. Cal is known for being squirmy: being tied up, he can't, Cal is known for being loud: having tape on his mouth, he can't fully moan. He usually mixes punishes using this one too, he'll usually do this one (7)+5 together, 7+2...
8. Simply going a lot rougher
He does this one when he doesn't has time to pick, if he's to lazy to do the other options, if he has a headache or if he's just so mad he can't even think straight. The title says it all, going on full roughness and speed until the both of them are done. Cal can't barely think or walk straight when Andre picks this one. He always ends with blood all around his body (cuts and/or bites) and with rlly bad bruises. Andre ends up with also, blood: because of Cal's bites, because of Cal's scratches on his back. This is one of the fastest ways to make andre calm down though
9. Going full without intimacy (SEX) for a week or so.
Yeah. Cal basically begging to be fucked and Andre just running his fingers through Cal's hair, giving him a sweet peck and wishing him good night
10. (and I think last one) TAPING ‼️
Taping Cal's face and body while getting absolutely ruined. Sweat everywhere, Cal's face being neon red, his eyes super teary, his lips slightly swollen and red. His neck bruised, hickeys and "love" bites everywhere, from his neck to down his shoulders. His nipples hard, fully pink, decorated with a bite mark and a hickey on the other one. Down to his stomach, where you can see more bruises and hickeys. To his hips, where you can see Andre's initials freshly carved. To his thighs, where you can see fresh new cuts with the fresh blood decorating them, with a few bite marks too. And looking in between his thighs, you can find the mess he is currently. Andre would film these kind of tapes when he's rlly mad and angry, but he'll re-watch them every single day, even if he's in the brightest mood ever.
I'm really sorry if here's any typo or mistake in here, I'm rlly sleepy and (I think it shows) English isn't my first language 😭🙏. Yall at this point I think I should start writing full ass fanfics bro, I'm getting wilder and wilder on these posts
These caldre fanfics on ao3 are my favourite. They are so fucking good bruh 😭