Cal And Andre Are Soo Darwin And Gumball Coded

Cal and Andre are soo darwin and gumball coded 😭

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What the fuck.

That would be totally awesome

more freaky caldre headcanons. im begging you. i will give you my life agai.

MORE FREAKY HEADCANONS!

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Don't read if u don't fuck w this shit 🙏

-Cal definitely is into getting choked, cut or tied up

- They would both heavily fw knife play and gun play

- Cal loves teasing, until Andre fucks his brains out

- They both love leaving marks on each other

-One of Cal's fantasies definetly is cutting Andre

- Andre has some mixed feelings about the scars and wounds on Cal's thighs

- They've once filmed themselves on accident, Cal didn't properly turn the camera off

- They physically can't do anything when Mel's in the room

- Their first kiss was when they both were high

- Once they're done, Cal always has the urge to smoke

- Their first time was on one week that Andre's parents went to Germany

- in their play fights, Cal's been turned on more than once

- They've done it in public (a mall's bathroom)

- They get kind of clingy once they're done (also because Cal sometimes feels really bad after doing anything, so Andre's used to always hug him and let him know that it's okay)

KROZSUI I FUCKING LOVE U THANKS FOR ALWAYS REPOSTING MY STUFF 🙏🙏 (again, I'm feeling these are not enough 🦅)

-Cal has a boot kink, Andre has a hair pulling kink

Cal "I love teasing Andre a lot in a flirty way, but the moment he flirts back I get all shy, nervous and blushy and shi" Gabriel

MORE HEADCANONS? FUCK YEAH BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM

-Andre has bacne. One of Cal's favourite activities, is sitting on his back and popping some of his pimples. He would always say "eww" "gross, dude!" but he won't stop. Andre would be hissing all the fucking time, because sometimes Cal forgots that Andre's a human and feels pain.

- Cal lent his skincare to Andre. He instantly said that "doing that shit is for faggots" and yada yada, but he actually uses it because WOW! IT WORKSS!

- Andre's natural body smell is really strong. Like, you'll instantly know it's him if he walks beside or behind you. (When he sweats, of course it's worse)

- Cal has really bad higiene. He only showers or brushes his teeth when he has to get out of home.

-(If they haven't shot up their school) they would enjoy singing "Take me out" and "Bring me to life" together (Cal's the female voice, Andre's the male voice).

- The kind of bullying that they've received is different. Andre's never received physical bulling, the bulling that he received was being alienated, getting insulted, people whispering really loud beside him and no-one wanting to be around him. The bulling that Cal received, was physical, but at least, some people could stand being beside him or some people liked him.

- Andre got braces when he was a kid, they've got removed when he hit puberty (at twelve or thirteen)

- Cal has been locked up in a mental hospital before, but even then, his parents didn't actually believe him. They thought he was doing it for attention because he was jealous of his younger siblings.

- This is potentiated because Cal doesn't actually like his siblings, he can stand his younger brother though

- Also, the relationship with his parents started to be WAY WORSE when his siblings were born.

- Cal's siblings names are Cassie and Carl

- Andre's relationship with his dad wasn't that bad, he just was more attached to his mother. (Immigrant dad's usually are more distant to their children, specifically if they're son's instead of daughter's. I'm saying this by being a child of immigrants too hehe)

- Andre brushes his teeth like REALLY HARD, there's usually a bit of blood in his toothbrush

- Andre prefers ass, Cal prefers boobs 🙏

- Cal is a little bit allergic to cats, not too much though, he just sneezes when he gets cat's fur near him

- Half of Cal's wardrobe were Andre's clothes first. Some of them, was actually given to him, other ones were stolen. The most recent ones are usually his pajama, because it still has Andre's smell.

- If you see them without belts, they're not them. Especially Cal (if he doesn't wear a belt his pants would literally fall down)

- They share pants, Andre wears Cal's because they're baggy and they fit him well, Cal wears Andre's because they're slightly baggy on him.

- Cal was spoiled as a kid, Andre was not.

- Andre's brother (Thomas) ended up being a drugaddict and dropping his studies. That's why Andre's parents (especially his dad) put a lot of pressure on him.

Yall are these enough? 😭