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Stupid Shit I Made With A Capcut Template
Stupid shit I made with a capcut template
( Alex deffo put rat poison in the food)
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More Posts from Brendaareiss
Adhd+bpd

YOUR HONOR! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!
I just know Cal would write over any fucking situation that happens in his life.
I truly think he got rid of it way before burning his other things with Andre because of how obsessive and weird were the things that he wrote, truly expressing himself. Poems, even filling pages and pages with the same words, over and over again. Writing in some sort of diary, hiding it under his bed or in-between forgotten books. He would write about Rachel, how weirdly he viewed himself, how he hated almost everything around him, how badly he wanted to die. Some of those pages would even contain some sort of red liquid, other pages would be broken because of the strength he was using putting the pen down to write, some pages would be incompleted, not even finishing the sentences he was once writing, other ones filled with Andre's name. He would burn all of it away from everyone, completely alone. He would be scared of his parents finding out, of Rachel finding out, of Andre finding out.
Hcs!
- Cal is ALWAYS stretching. When he gets up from bed, he stretches, when he gets up from a chair, he stretches, when he yawns, he stretches...
- Cal has a really elastic body, he can do the weirdest shits and Andre is always weirded out or fascinated (depends in which situation, obviously)
- Cal has really dry lips. He always is wearing chapstick to not chew his own lips off
- Andre is a limp bizkit listener.
- They both HATE kids.
- They're both bisexual
- Seeing Andre cry is something Cal has only seen once or twice in YEARS. That man hardly cries, and when he does Cal starts crying too
- Whenever Andre is feeling sad, he just hugs Mel. He hugs her until he's feeling better, and she seems to notice because she doesn't leave his side
- Cal can only cry when Andre's with him. He simply can't when he's with other people or alone. Everytime they're talking about something deep, Cal just starts silently sniffing and sobbing, he can't help it.
- Andre hates to admit it, but the times he finds Cal the prettiest is when he just woke up, crying or just cried or f out.
- Cal is the type of guy to never ask for his own food. He will beg Andre to take a bite of his food even though sometimes Cal doesn't even like what he's asking for. When Andre knows Cal isn't going to like it, he gives him a bite. When he knows Cal is going to like it, he eats it as fast as possible.
- Andre is a fast eater, Cal is a slow eater.
- Cal is always touching Andre in one way or another. His legs on Andre's thighs while they're sitting, his head on Andre's shoulder, his hand on Andre's pocket, getting Andre to piggyback him, getting Andre to carry him like he is some sort of princess...
- the only food they share is ice cream
- Andre usually has to carry Cal because he fell asleep or because he's just really tired.
-Cal's toys are now his siblings toy's.
- Mel follows Andre EVERYWHERE. Even when he's taking a shower she's sitting patiently on the toilet
- Andre is REALLY stubborn. If he thinks one thing, you could never make him change his opinion.
- They can never go to restaurants because of Cal. He never likes the food. So Andre just takes him to McDonald's and Cal is the happiest ever
- Whenever someone is playing with his hair or running his fingers through it, Cal just melts
- Andre broke a kids arm and another kids nose as a kid
- Cal had a broken tooth when he was a kid
- Andre's haircut is a grown buzzcut
- Cal basically lives in Andre's house too, he even sleeps there even though Andre's working
Freaky caldre hc!
(like always, don't read if u don't fw it)
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- Cal tears up or cries easily while doing it, he's actually kind of sensitive
- Cal is OBSESSED with Andre's back and with his happy trail. Send post.
- Andre LOVES making Cal submit to him and talking to him/giving him orders while doing it
- One of Cal's biggest turn ons is being called a "good boy" or "pretty" when he's getting absolutely destroyed.
- Cal being hypersexual has led the two of them into not passing a day without doing something sexual. Whether is a quick bj the high-school's bathroom, a hj in Andre's room while his parents are at home, grinding and dry humping in Andre's car or Cal getting absolutely ruined
- I honestly don't think they switch at all. Andre loves being in control in all situations, when he's not, the man truly starts tweaking. He gets stressed, angry because he can't do shit, and it isn't a relieve to him when someone has control, power over him. Cal is totally fine by that though, he's happy with satisfying Andre
(Andre would rather kill himself than having something inside of him. Yall can't make me change my mind with all the "bottomdre" bullshit.)
- They're the clingiest and cutest mf when they're done. You can hear Cal's giggles and Andre yapping about how perfect Cal is and looks when you walk past Andre's room.
- Andre has DEFINITELY left bruises on Cal's body. He's too rough, he can't control himself.
- While Cal is teasing as fuck, he's just resumed to a submissive mess, a bunch of "more, please, andre" and a begging mess when Andre finally touches him
- Following, Andre loves making Cal beg. Not only because it fuels his ego, but because he loves hearing Cal's whiny voice, being completely overwhelmed
- There is not a single time in the life span of Andre kriegman where he hadn't finished inside of Cal. Cal sometimes gets annoyed or pissed of, because they needed to be quick and not make a mess, or because now he has to clean himself up. But most of the time he loves it too.
- Cal LOVES being manhandled. He will never admit it out loud though (well, only if Andre forces him to admit it, even repeat it)
-Cal also loves giving bj's to Andre. Having his mouth and throat full of him, the feeling of being fully possessed and weakened by him...Cal is obsessed with it
- Andre loves pulling Cal's hair.
-Cal has made Andre fuck him in the morning to not go to class. He was met with a delicious breakfast afterwards. Andre claimed it was his reward.
-following, Andre always gives little rewards to Cal once they're done. They can be food, small gifts or being bear hugged and showering him with kisses. He does almost anything to make Cal feel loved and cared for afterwards.
- Andre has internalised homofobia, Cal was sa'd as a kid. So yeah, things can get pretty angsty sometimes.
- Andre's dirty talk it's the bittersweetest thing ever. He would say the meanest things but with the most caring and loving tone of his voice (almost making fun of Cal). But when he's angry though, he's just mean (Cal secretly loves it but you won't hear him saying that).
-Cal has had Andre's belt on his wrists and neck
- Andre always cleans the mess the two of them do. Normally when Cal's taking a shower
- They REALLY can't keep it their hands to themselves.
- Andre is rlly toxic. Sorry. (Cal is too, but Andre wins by a lot). It's mainly because Cal is really the only one that he has and loves.
- once they're done, go back to sleep and finally let Mel inside of the room, she always sleeps in between them or on top of them (mostly Andre, ofc)
I'm seriously considering to start making fanfics. Leave asks so I can make fics about whatever you guys want 🙏
Close enough, welcome back Cal Gabriel and Andre Kriegman