These Caldre Fanfics On Ao3 Are My Favourite. They Are So Fucking Good Bruh

These caldre fanfics on ao3 are my favourite. They are so fucking good bruh 😭

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK THIS IS AWESOME 😍😍😍😍😍

that damn jcpenney shirt.

FUCK YEEES. EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SMOOTH I INSTANTLY THINK OF THEM TWO. AAAAAA

if cal and andre were cultured they would fw santana ... smooth would be a good one. but if they were REALLY cultured they'd fw maria maria just bc of the guitar lick

( i might be a little bit projecting bc i saw carlos at carnegie hall ( long story ) )

The entirety of this song is andre. It's crazy how much it reminds me of him

imagine cal and andre in a more modern era, with mobile phones.

cal's texting style would be lowercase, short and probably goofy. while andre uses caps and proper punctuation.

sometimes when cal is texting andre, things autocorrect to wrong things, or things he's overused in convos.

they are definitely redditors. i don't make the rules. they dig deep into the dark web too. and cal definitely watched shit on liveleak, and other gore sites. i do not make the rules.

he'd probably send shit from liveleak to andre, who is unsurprised but every time it's like a jumpscare, not majorly but more like "oh, that happened!" cal usually sends it without a word and just continues to scroll through stupid websites.

cal would randomly facetime andre, sometimes even in the middle of the night because he can't sleep, or he just misses andre, who is sometimes awake and answers because if not, cal will spam his phone with messages.

"andreeeeee" "r u awake" "wake up" "CALL ME" "pls answer" "u h8 me" "im kmsing" "pls call me bck andre" ":(" "if u dont call back im gnna kms"

"Cal, go to sleep for fucksake..."

OH MY GOD andre would "..." so much.

they'd play cod until 4 in the morning, but cal would fall asleep while waiting for either a game or andre to come back from getting snacks or the bathroom. andre would notice cal's silence and just know automatically that cal has fallen asleep. normally andre would hear cal watching stupid videos on his phone because he loves pissing andre off by blasting the most stupid video or meme into his mic.

with games, they both rage. you cannot fight me on this. they yell at both eachother and teammates.

cal will tell them to die and to kill themselves. andre will call them slurs, specifically retard and faggot.

both of their parents have to tell them to be quiet.

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