We Are Not Things

We Are Not Things

Much Loved One

Capacities

Flighty Fixations

In Honor Of The Erudite

Handle With Care

Parallel Souls

Youth Of The (Wasteland) Nation

Citadel Liberated • Citadel Victorious

YAS THIS!

And even better, they get busted by none other than the five very popular members of their chief rival sorority whom the War Boys constantly harass whenever they get the chance.

I mean they HAD to do a goddamn quickie right at the back of the IHOP where the Vuvalini girls always hang out!

Suffice to say that The Dag and her badass sorority sisters have very great blackmail material to use against Nux and Slit now that they’ve found out their dirty little homo secret XD

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

If they work in retail, it’s obvious they should be assistants at Abercrombie & Fitch because duh... homoerotic shirtlessness and dressing room shenanigans!

But the coffeeshop AU I love too. Slit cursing out every time he gets burned by the espresso machine LOL.

coffeeshop au tho where slit would be the snarkiest barista EVER and is one of those servers who deliberately misspells the names of customers wrong on their orders just to fuck with them but nux is like the most sweetest thing ever who never fails to greet customers with a cheerful smile and will always add extra sugar/whipped cream/flavor shots/milk for free if you asked him nicely.

Awwww~

Nux and Slit in retail would be hilarious as well“WHERE THE FKCUK DOES THIS THING GO I SWEAR”

OH.

OKAY.

WHATEVER.

BYE FELICIA.

Mad Max: Fury Road x Harry Potter Headcanons

Imperator Furiosa

Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor. Gryffindor alum. Also a legacy member of the Vuvalini Vixens, an international and award-winning all-female Quidditch team where her mother, Mary Jo Bassa, served as lead Chaser for two decades. She is very famous in the Wizarding world because she successfully defeated a very evil Dark Wizard named Immortan Joe when she encountered him during her gap year travels in the Wasteland where he controlled an army of deranged warlocks and established a very dangerous Death cult that preyed on virginal witches. However, it was in this famous battle that she also lost her left arm due to a very powerful Severing Curse that Immortan Joe aimed at her. Undeterred by her irreversible injury, she promptly fashioned herself a fully-functional mechanical arm that never fails to impress the kids at Hogwarts. She has a slight discomfort teaching classroom theory, but definitely shines when it comes to demonstrating the practical spells in her classes. She’s considered as one of the more popular teachers among the students at Hogwarts, and is fair and objective when it comes to grading students. but has a zero-tolerance policy when she catches students bullying others, especially if the victims are girls.

Max Rockatansky

Transfiguration instructor. Slytherin alum. Several rumors surround Professor Rockatansky due to his very taciturn personality and tendency to avoid socializing with his students or colleagues outside of classes. Some say he’s a werewolf, even though he’s been spotted several times in public during full moon nights. Some say he works undercover for the Ministry of Magic as an Unspeakable, hence his secretive and isolated nature. But the most popular story surrounding his mystique (though still largely viewed as unproven hearsay) is that he went slightly mad from the heat after accidentally Apparating himself to the Australian Outback desert and was unable to get back home for more a month, thus earning him the nickname of “Mad Max” among the students, though they use it more as an affectionate term since the students respect and admire him despite his reserved nature. He’s actually quite nice and engaging whenever he’s teaching classes, and has been known to crack a smile or two (and delivering rather awkward thumbs-up gestures) whenever his students successfully perform rather complicated spellwork. And even though he and Professor Furiosa share a strictly professional working relationship, that has not stopped the student body of Hogwarts from making good-natured comments about them looking really cute together.

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know·ing /ˈnōiNG/ adjective

1. showing or suggesting that one has knowledge or awareness that is secret or known to only a few people.

2. done in full awareness or consciousness.

Here's another Mad Max: Fury Road character-based mixtape that I crafted and is the fourth in my series on the Five Wives, where this time around, the collection of tracks is inspired by Toast the Knowing.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

“Dag” is an Australian and New Zealand slang term. It is often used as an affectionate insult for someone who is, or is perceived to be, unfashionable, lacking self-consciousness about their appearance and/or with poor social skills yet affable and amusing; it is also used to describe an amusing, quirky and likeable person and is non-pejorative.

A dag may, for example, choose to wear textures that feel nice regardless of how they look or wear something they have become attached to even if it’s old and worn out. Similarly, dags may wear hair and clothing styles they enjoy even where these are considered unfashionable or ridiculous.

Dags are considered amusing just by being themselves and attract feelings of either embarrassment or endearment from others. The tendency of dags to stick with what they like regardless of the opinions or pressures from others wins respect from some but pity, scorn, or bullying from others for the same reasons.

Here’s another one of my Mad Max: Fury Road series of mixtapes that I curated and is inspired by my absolute favorite of the Five Wives, namely, The Dag.

To listen to this mixtape, click here.