Pretty much obsessed with Keeper of the Lost Cities, so like you should go read it
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Bring-dex-back - Just A Crazy Person
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reblog this if you want a kotlc fun ‘fact’ in your inbox;
sandor: ok, charge check time. grizel, how are the kids doing?
grizel: well, sophie has been living on cheetos and red bull for a week, linh keeps using windows as doors, maruca is plotting wylie’s murder because he called her ‘little one’, dex and the triplets have decided to live in their attic with nothing but glowsticks and gatorade, keefe and fitz sewed their hoodies together to become one weird mega man in hopes to fight cassius/gisela and alvar, marella and tam are teaching each other magic tricks, stina keeps yelling ‘vibe check’ before pelting someone with silly string, and i cant fucking find biana
sandor:
I thought this was great @incorrect-kotlc-quotes hope you are ok with reblogs!
Sophie: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...
Biana: Put them in a facemask
Dex: Use them in a battery
Keefe: Throw them at people
Tam: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Sophie: ....make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.