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Geralt you’re great but your horse is better
Where is my niche power Percy Jackson content?
Obviously as a demigod he is immensely if not the most powerful out there, but besides the storm bringing and earth shaking, I think it would be so funny if Percy was also just littered with incredibley random gifts on the side.
Percy can canonically talk to ALL marine life and horses. Where is the mortal outside POV of Percy appearing at a horse ranch and just baffling everyone as this kid proceeds to prove that horse whisperers are somehow real. Give me Percy riding in on the wildest horse there absolutely unfazed and unintentionally reenacting every horse girls dreams.
In canon he can also tell his exact coordinates when at sea. Watch Paul lose his goddamn mind out on a sailboat asking Percy in dense fog where they are and Percy just listing off a string of numbers and walking off to guide them home in what looks like a completely random direction.
Canonically Percy can sail any boat, but what truly qualifies as a boat? Watch Percy and his friends sending Percy out to sea in a shopping cart with a napkin and straw taped on top as a sail and he just bobs away to wherever he wants to go. Again he is completely unfazed while everyone loses their minds because Percy is somehow floating in a literal sieve.
A Percy who can, with the correct concentration, give himself a tail, but just gets himself into an H20 type situation where it’s just happening at the most inappropriate times. Various demigods have had to carry Percy back home when he inevitably gets stuck as a half fish throughout his day. One minute he’s at a Roman senate, the next Franks having to drag him out like a bag of potatoes.
Percy who in dark water is bioluminescent. Everyone makes fun of Will for glowing but it is one of Percy’s deepest darkest secrets that if you put him in the bathtub and turn off the light, he’ll be radioactive green in 30seconds. This was great fun for Annabeth to discover, and even better blackmail for Leo who accidentally found out about it.
Siren Percy! It always say he can’t sing, but what if it’s a front? Percy’s a very morally straight character, he wouldn’t want to be exercising a charm speak level of control over people. This secret’s kept under even tighter lock and key than his glowiness, known only to his mother and father. Percy is low-key terrified of others finding out about it, not only because it’s a dangerous power but even some Gods are desperate to hear a siren song without immediate danger and Percy’s not looking for that kind of attention.
it’s what my cutie mark is telling me 🙁🙁🙁
🐎
horzai
bc he’s a whore
I realized that I never introduced y'all to one of my two OK K.O. OCs. About time, eh? This is Bailey. She's a Level 0 centaur in her young teens. Despite what tropes and stereotypes would suggest, she's a slow runner, and horrible at archery. She prefers to write, and is totally obsessed with horses. Like, "that girl in middle school" obsessed. She even speaks in a Southern accent, but it's just part of her obsession, not her real accent. Still, she is a precious nerd. Beyond this, I haven't developed her that much. I'm not great at making OCs, so I don't make a lot of them. :/
just watched Unicorn Academy’s first four episodes, and i just have to ask
What is with horse girl shows getting the One Male™️ with em? it’s great, I love it, perfect subversion of superhero media but-
does this mean horse girls is the opposite of superheroes?
cause if so, I now need a show where superheroes are just fighting horse girls. like, the villains are the one spewing out the morals while the superheroes are just like… “shut up!” it’d be great. and funny
yes.
i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
Starting to realize I’m on that 4th grade horse girl —> Brokeback mountain —> RDR gender envy pipeline
My baby 🖤
I mean she's not mine but she owns my heart
And she's so similar to me
We both don't like physical touch
But with time we let small kisses and cuddles pass
And she enjoys them, she asks for kisses sometimes, and she gives them as well🖤
my grandparents are watching what I can only describe as a Horse Girl Show across the room from me
speaking of Horse Girl Show I cannot tell this lady's ex-husband and current love interest apart
my grandparents are watching what I can only describe as a Horse Girl Show across the room from me
Don't ask me why, but Integra just seems like she would've been a horse girl growing up.
FtM? No I’m actually HGtCB. I was born a horse girl but am now transitioning into a cowboy. Thank you for the support and understanding
Girls just wanna live on ranch alone and ride their horses pretending they’re arthur morgan
Green and white bullseye July bliss