*muffled Screaming From The Other Room*WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EAT GUM WITH THE SHELL ON?!

*muffled screaming from the other room* “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EAT GUM WITH THE ‘SHELL’ ON?!”

On thin ice? Bitch, I’m already swimming.

BREAKING NEWS: My motivation found dead in a ditch

along with my confidence and will to live

Drawing Ezran for the (literal) king he is

when I played Mario Kart as a kid I used joystick to steer. Later I found out that it was actually set to controller steer the whole time.

But I was moving so much it never made a difference.

Baptist church is at it again

today it reads:

Jesus loves people at [insert really popular festival in my home town]