What Does The C Stand For In R.I.C.E.?
“what does the C stand for in R.I.C.E.?”
Mother:”compression!”
Me: “cocaine.”
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white people are scary like what do you mean it’s ‘up to me’ and ‘you want I’m most comfortable with’ what kind of passive aggressive bullshit is that
Today, at the pool
[My 10-ish autistic cousin]
Is [20 year old friend] Coming?
[His mother]
No, she’s sick.
[Him, narrowing his eyes]
I’m gonna slap her
based on real life events but exactly because I can remember also it’s funnier like this
*muffled screaming from the other room* “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EAT GUM WITH THE ‘SHELL’ ON?!”
What is it with math teachers and acronyms I'd be failing algebra so they slap on a funky acronym and act like they cured cancer
when I played Mario Kart as a kid I used joystick to steer. Later I found out that it was actually set to controller steer the whole time.
But I was moving so much it never made a difference.