Do You Guys Think That Gramps Was Hot When He Was Younger?

Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?

Toji: wanna know something?

You: yeah, I guess so

Toji: every time I jump; my c♡ck hits my face

Toji: you got lucky; you have found yourself a man with a long and thicc c♡c-

You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DONT CARE!!!

Gojo: come on

You: not interested, Gojo

Gojo: why not?

You: you’re immature, annoying, loud, and obnoxious. Want more?

Gojo: b-but dating me you’re not just gonna have that but a comedian, p*rnstar, and a mental patient all in one ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Megumi, your daddy high key kinda hot (・ω・)

You: pick after yourself, Toji. It’s annoying, gosh…

Toji: …whatever…

You: whatever? What do you mean whatever? You’re not a little boy!

Toji: Hey!? Don’t tell me what to do!

You: …fine then, eat me out

Toji: awww, okay you can tell me what to do (^_-) whatever you say, ma’am

You: don’t move, you’re just making this harder for us

Choso: what do you mean, don’t move? You’re pulling my hair, dummy

You: your hair has too much knots. What? You want me to kiss the knots away?

Choso: I mean, if you can. Why not?

You: really, dude?

Choso: sorry, continue brushing, I’ll sit still

You: thank you, hot stuff

*5 mins later*

You: so, yeah. That is why I jumped the girl…

Choso:…

You: choso, are you listening?

Choso: huh? uhhh? Of course, baby. You are absolutely right, pineapple totally belongs on pizza.

You: you son of-

Choso: hey! No cussing

You: you weren’t listening to me! You were asleep!

Choso: how would I not? You brushing my hair and your hands on my scalp is very much calming and relaxing

You: remind me not to do this again