What If,,,perhaps,,,I Started Doing Art Commissions,,,

What if,,,perhaps,,,I started doing art commissions,,,

Pro tip for when your butch is being mean to themself : tit*.

After this distraction you can then proceed to reassure them n tell them that everything's ok n they're pretty great, actually 😤

[ pronouns: she/they/he for me (in front) & they/he for my butch ] this is a trans loving space 💋

*disclaimer: this technique was scientifically proved n works for any kind n size of tit.

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

“We need you out of retirement for one last job.” “Who?” “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”

striker is the kinda guy that goes “hmm! This spot right here darling? Yeah it’s all mine and there’s nothing you can do about it-“

excuse me while I go squeal into my pillow.

huehueheuevudheue drops this and runs

Just some regular art today. I love waddle dee. x3