BRUH THE FUCKING BAT I CANT DO THIS HE LOOKS SO SAD TO THE HUMAN PERSPECTIVE BUT I WONDER WHAT HIS BRETHREN

BRUH THE FUCKING BAT I CANT DO THIS HE LOOKS SO SAD TO THE HUMAN PERSPECTIVE BUT I WONDER WHAT HIS BRETHREN WOULD SAY IF THEY SAW HIM.

us- ohh he’s so cute he’s got such sad eyes that’s so silly

them- MY GOD JERRY IS FUCKING THAT SHIT UP HE LOOKS INSANE

my dad did this to me when I was 6 and I have never been more afraid. I had zombie dreams for the next few years of my life after that. Still remember many of them vividly. Anyways hHhHahaha that’s so silly lol

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.

what they said 😊

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

Finally bought some good china