His Back Must Hurt From Carrying The Entire Fandom

his back must hurt from carrying the entire fandom

Bruce has the bat signal, so steph should have the Spoiler Alert

If you want a writing prompt: baby (kids) bruce and andrea beaumont being besties jdjdjdj in a strange way bc they're both weird as fuck

"I'm gonna be the Dark Knight!" he says trying to growl, although it comes as more of a soft grr.

"I'm gonna be the...the phantom!!!" Andrea exclaims.

The two raun around the giant yard, occasionally slipping on the dew-slick grass. Kicking and punching and pulling punchlines, fighting their own invisible monsters.

"Y-yeah! And, and we're gonna fight crime!"

"And beat up old ladies!"

"Yeah! Wait what-"

"Watch out Bruce! Behind you!" The six year old dives out of the way of a giant imaginary laser beam.

Bruce laughs as his best friend trips and face plants in the flowerbed, mumbling something about a clown as she corrected herself. They spend the rest of the morning playing and having fun, being kids, until Mr. Wayne is finally done from his meeting with Mr. Beaumont.

new ask game. do you guys view my blog more as:

a supermarket; large, crazy. theres a little bit of everything, but nothing personal. everyone goes through sometimes, but no one really thinks about it.

a food truck; theres very little variety, but it's specifically tailored for you. a lot of people come here for specific content, but they don't really stay.

a dinner party; kinda pretentious. you either make friends or get stabbed when interacting with me. a few of my mutuals and i sip expensive wine and side eye other guests.

a coffee shop; warm, soft. there's the usual mutuals that you see every time you come in, and the occasional new anon. i probably know your name and definitely know your cat's name.

a bar; party rock anthem is playing on loop and you don't know anyone here despite literally logging on daily. you will get either hit on or punched and the bartender is dead inside.

a dumpster.

*strokes little beard* hmm yes,,, bigender Jason hm

yo YJ,,,, u good? what's goin on bud???