This Probably Isn't In Character But It Was Fun And It's Cute - Tumblr Posts

If you want a writing prompt: baby (kids) bruce and andrea beaumont being besties jdjdjdj in a strange way bc they're both weird as fuck

"I'm gonna be the Dark Knight!" he says trying to growl, although it comes as more of a soft grr.

"I'm gonna be the...the phantom!!!" Andrea exclaims.

The two raun around the giant yard, occasionally slipping on the dew-slick grass. Kicking and punching and pulling punchlines, fighting their own invisible monsters.

"Y-yeah! And, and we're gonna fight crime!"

"And beat up old ladies!"

"Yeah! Wait what-"

"Watch out Bruce! Behind you!" The six year old dives out of the way of a giant imaginary laser beam.

Bruce laughs as his best friend trips and face plants in the flowerbed, mumbling something about a clown as she corrected herself. They spend the rest of the morning playing and having fun, being kids, until Mr. Wayne is finally done from his meeting with Mr. Beaumont.