Batman Concepts I've Been Thinking About Bc Today Hasn't Been Very Good And I Need Some Comfort

Batman concepts I've been thinking about bc today hasn't been very good and I need some comfort

Nonbinary Bruce

16 year old Bruce

Oliver being young/kid/teen Bruce's godfather

Thea and young Bruce being close

Bruce with dyed hair

Bruce with piercings

Bruce with curly hair

Star Sapphire Bruce tying up criminals and leaving a note for the cops that just has a pink heart on it

Billy Batson not having one adopted family, but t w o

"B, his last name is Bat-Son. You have to-" "NO."

Bruce not learning how to drive properly until he's about 19-20

Jason knowing how to knit and enjoying it

Damian giving art to Bruce, who hangs it on the fridge/corkboard

Unhinged nerd teen bruce having the same energy as Hank Green

Batman being nonbinary (bruce is either male or nb) and showing up and the news being like "there's a man prowling the streets-" and everyone they interview is like "uhhhh excuse me no? I don't think that's a man???" and it becomes a joke discussion and an easy way to piss Gothamites off. Just going up to one and saying something like "hey who's that MAN that protects y'all?"

Gothamites are ready to fight Metropolis and nobody really knows why or how it started, Metropolis didn't actually do anything

Bruce Wayne being weird and funny as a teen and it just gets worse as he gets older

I read this fanfic once that was Gothamites telling stories about the interactions they've had with bruce wayne and one of them went "he bought the old community centre and told everyone that he would only build a new one if someone beat him in a dance off, so there was a parking lot full of people dancing like their life depended on it. He later said he had no intention of dancing and was always gonna rebuild it."

Mom™

He would find small animal bones when he was young and bring them to Alfred as gifts without explanations of how he got them and Alfred is still terrified of the answers

If he was born with powers except it's something stupid like "metal detector" or "can manipulate objects but only ones that are yellow"

If the league found out about these powers, and he just like "yeah I can lift and break your minions coffee cup with my mind but only YELLOW coffee cups, so I just dress like a bat and beat people up"

That man does not know how to skateboard, I'm sorry guys he doesn't 😔

He watches anime and sometimes makes subtle references to the show's he watches (he actually does in canon at one point)

He's autistic, im not sorry guys he is 😔

Bruce's dad senses must have been off the charts when Shazam revealed his identity to the league

I just think that Batman should be a twink

Been thinkin bout you,,,, mr. 16-year-old Bruce Wayne

the concept of selina x talia is sooooo fucking funny if you think about damian's reaction to the whole thing.

i mean, selina was engaged to be married to his father, this woman almost became his STEPMOM. that's a pretty big deal lmao. but she broke up with him, so damian didn't have to worry about it after.

BUT

imagine you're damian and your mom starts seeing someone. and you're like ew im 13 i don't care about this shit. but it gets serious and your mom wants you to meet them and you're like whatever i still don't care. but then BUT THEN your moms all like "damian meet your new stepmommy" and it's the FUCKING CATWOMAN AGAIN. and she is now dating your MOM. and you're just like *flips the table* ARE YOU KIDDING ME MOTHER?????

alfred makes the memes, i just post ‘em. 

this is a callout post for bruce wayne