Tartaglia: The Quickest Way To A Mans Heart Is Through The Fourth And Fifth Rib

Tartaglia: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib

Fma 03 ed always had this air of profound apathy whenever he wasn't yelling or fighting

That one dazai scene in jail

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

Ranpo: *writes down "mistery time"*

Poe: Bestie, i hate to break it to you but u spelt mystery wrong

Ranpo: Im not changing it to mystery. Why are there two y-s???

Mushitaro: MISTERY HELP

Ranpo: English is stupid

Just think about post-fma03 pre-CoS edward:

A 16 year old kid, alone in a different universe, all of these people are familiar and yet they are strangers, he sacrificed himself to bring back his btother and he doesn’t even get to see if it worked, he was supposed to be dead and yet he isn't, all he wants is to go home