Caffeineandsmokebreaks-blog - Caffeinated Dream

One day I will be able to afford snacks without checking my bank account first. How lucky am I that I can afford to be alive?

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

Dear reader(s),

It has come to my attention that we all may not have the best mothers or the best relationships with our mothers. I certainly don't and for how mine acted yesterday about me being later to dinner(I was the only guest and was 30 minutes late) I think that I am gonna lie and play sick next year if I am late. Maybe then she won't gripe at me and attack my fiancé.

This is a vent and a friendly reminder that if you are the one choosing to be a self centered piece of shit you will be treated accordingly.

We are not all little kids anymore and even if we were why on earth act so rudely on Christmas? Why threaten to take the food away for my being late even after I started to reheat everything? Selfish and dramatic.

Warmest and kind regards for the holiday season! May thr coming days be merry and bright!

In my short 24 years of life never did I ever think I could find a way to eat green beans and them taste incredible.

Oh god, am I pregnant?

(Spoiler: no. No I am not.)

I have uncontrollable gas and no one can stop me