CHEAP SKETCH COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

CHEAP SKETCH COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

(Because… I need gas money and money for food and laundry ;-;)

Extra character is +50% of the original price, maximum amount is 3 characters. Simple color/pattern backgrounds are free! Due to my extremely busy schedule as a full-time student I’m unable to do anything more complex, sorry.

WILL DO:

Fanart, OCs, furries/furry animals, most ships (including OC x canon and selfship), mild gore, and slightly suggestive (must be 18+)

WON’T DO:

NSFW, fetish material, complicated poses, problematic ships, mecha, real people, anything that makes me uncomfortable!

TERMS OF SERVICE

• I take Venmo and PayPal!

• Commissions should take about 3-7 days, it depends on how busy I am. If there’s a deadline please let me know!

• Payment comes after I send you the rough sketch so that I know you’re happy with it!

• References are encouraged!

• MY ART IS NOT FOR COMMERCIAL OR CRYPTO PURPOSES. Thank you

• Reblogs greatly appreciated <333

• Send me a message on here or on discord (my discord is calicretin404, please be 16 or older if you contact me on there) if you’re interested! :)

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

the earth is hungry, baby!! and we're gonna feed her!!!!

If Superjail was made into a live-action movie it would likely require a hell of a budget, be CGI out-the-ass and receive an unrated version.

But thank fuck it's been forgotten by most, because most live-actions films I've seen turn out to be complete shit.

I did a redraw of a scene from Superjail! :DD

realized i haven't posted a single thing about river on here so have her ref + her eventual staff and a couple of aus (info about everything under the cut)

River

child of the mistress and alice, following the events of "stingstress"

raised in ultraprison, so she doesn't really see alice as a parent in any way

bruce is basically her stepfather

very much a hippie, though with a heavily suppressed sadistic side

likes giving nicknames hehe

like the mistress, she's capable of drastic changes in personality. however, river's is triggered by anything that takes away her optimism, and essentially turns her into a beatnik lol

River's staff

when river inherits ultraprison/starts her own branch of ultraprison she's pretty much given a bunch (or maybe all) of the mistress' robots

due to both loneliness and wanting to give her "workers" the freedom of choice she pretty much tried to install freewill/sentience into all of them

most of them either a) ended up being destroyed in the process, b) created very dangerous robots that needed to be put down anyways, or c) pretty much left as soon as they could. the four pictured are pretty much the only successful ones that stuck around

Lily ("Lil")

river's first successful (comparatively at least) attempt at giving a robot free will and it not either leaving or going crazy

basically river's right-hand woman and advisor, she checks up on the other staff members and gives river status reports regularly

despite her free will she isn't much of an independent thinker, being essentially a yes-man to river on anything, much to river's chagrin ("what was the point in me giving you free will if you're not going to use it?")

Lewis ("Lewey" or "Loo Loo", formerly "Lewisia")

he covers accounting/budgeting, file upkeep, and even medical matters when necessary, as well as any other minor tasks that need to be done around rivers prison

he's a bit stoic and can be a know-it-all at times lol

Lilac and Lavender ("Lila" and "Lav")

prison guards essentially

lilac tends to be too lenient, while lav is too vicious/domineering, so river always keeps them together so that they can balance each other out

The Matron AU

basically the mistress changes back to her old self early enough into river's childhood that she's still impressionable

river grows up to become known as "the matron", a warden who's just as harsh and domineering as her mother, if not more so due to her sadism, which she doesn't try suppressing at all

Lady "R" AU

the mistress changes back to her old self during rivers teen years

needless to say, a large rift is formed between the mistress and river, ultimately culminating in river running away

eventually she adopts the alias "lady r" and starts her new life as a radical anarchist-activist, with a focus on prison abolition

she pretty much tries to shut down/destroy as many jails/prisons as possible, with a major focus on eventually destroying Ultraprison

while superjail isn't as big a target on her list as Ultraprison, she still hopes to destroy it too eventually. And maybe she does? Or at the very least does a lot of damage to it lol