Callmeforasadtime - No More Crouching, No More Sobbing

you’re in a car with your old karate rival listening to REO Speedwagon and he won’t tell you he loves you but he does

Starting To Get To You, Jensen McRae

Johnny: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

Daniel: Because I never had sex with him.

Johnny: You sucked his dick!

Daniel: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

Johnny: Oh my God, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Daniel: Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Johnny: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

Daniel: I thought you understood!

Johnny: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Daniel: Please calm down.

Johnny: How many?

Daniel: Johnny...

Johnny: How many dicks have you sucked?

Daniel: Let it go!

Johnny: How many?

Daniel: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

Johnny: This is different, this is important. How many?

Daniel: Something like... 36.

Johnny: What? Something like 36?!

Daniel: Lower your voice!

Johnny: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?

Daniel: Ummm... 37.

Johnny: I'm 37?!

Daniel: I gotta go to work!

[Daniel leaves the same time Bobby comes in]

Johnny: 37! My boyfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Bobby: In a row?