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Johnny: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Daniel: Because I never had sex with him.
Johnny: You sucked his dick!
Daniel: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Johnny: Oh my God, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Daniel: Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Johnny: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Daniel: I thought you understood!
Johnny: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Daniel: Please calm down.
Johnny: How many?
Daniel: Johnny...
Johnny: How many dicks have you sucked?
Daniel: Let it go!
Johnny: How many?
Daniel: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Johnny: This is different, this is important. How many?
Daniel: Something like... 36.
Johnny: What? Something like 36?!
Daniel: Lower your voice!
Johnny: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?
Daniel: Ummm... 37.
Johnny: I'm 37?!
Daniel: I gotta go to work!
[Daniel leaves the same time Bobby comes in]
Johnny: 37! My boyfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Bobby: In a row?