Medieval/fairytale Au With Arranged Marriage Trope Where Princess!reader Is Made To Marry Prince!Bruce

Medieval/fairytale au with arranged marriage trope where princess!reader is made to marry prince!Bruce Wayne but she's secretly in love with the dark knight (he's literally a knight in this) and Bruce is just like "how do I tell her I'm the one she's been talking to all along? I lover her but do I trust her enough to tell her my secret?" And reader is like "how do I tell my lover that I am now engaged? Should I keep the affair going? Should I break things off with him? Will I learn to like my fiancé? Who even is my fiancé that I have never met before?" And it's like a ladybug-marinette sorta situation where the mask makes the ship dynamic variate so much. I'm 100% sure this has been done before but I wanted to say it.

I haven't posted about her yet but the fact that I made up a water genasi to ship with Wyll because I wanted something similar to a mermaid and in game he talks about mermaid porn is so funny to me

He wants me so bad it's stupid 🙄

Me @ Astarion when he says he wants to ascend

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

Hobie Brown x GN!partner thoughts

People who write Hobie Brown as an ultra jealous boyfriend are literally insane to me like ??? I get it, romanticising toxic behaviour can be fun but that's not him AT ALL.

Like he'd be at a bar with his partner and be like "Oi, luv, go flirt with that guy looking at ya, I don't wanna pay for a drink"

He would also compete with his partner about who can pull more people in one night.

After a concert he'd be entertaining a group of girls' attempts to flirt with him and then mid conversation he'd spot you in the crowd and he'd be like "Sorry, ladies, gotta go" Just to leave them wondering why until they turn their heads and he's kissing his partner in the middle of the club, or hugging them and whispering something in their ear. The girls don't know what it was but the person in his arms was giggling so they can only wonder.

And I feel like that's much more fun than coming up to a guy who's trying to flirt with you and getting all moody and threatening them (although he'd definitely do that if he could see you were uncomfortable)

In honour of 1989TV I'll say "This love" is very Jason Todd dating someone before and after his death coded

"And you were just gone, gone and gone in silent screams, in wildest dreams I never dreamed of this"

"This love is good, this love is bad, this love is alive, back from the dead"

"These hands had to let it go free but this love came back to me"

I just found out that "Beso" by Rosalía and Rauw Alejandro is on Neil's Astarion playlist and I think that's the best thing I've heard relating to this game.