Happy Official Posts That Make You Scratch Yourself

happy Official Posts that Make You Scratch Yourself

did u know that the reason scratching urself feels so good is because you're letting the demons out? yeah they're trapped in your mortal vessel. yea they told me themselves. what do you mean get out of your house

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

my target audience has clearly been reached

hyperfixating on old media sucks because in order to engage with the community you must risk spoilers. I NEED to see memes. I NEED to see people's takes. or my hyperfixation will die a sad and lonely death and I don't want that!!!

this is what love looks like

one of my favorite compliments I've gotten on a character was "what if I was in a. let's say queerplatonic relationship with him"

the oc in question was a lamp

its always fun designing a character i think looks neat and then i get a bunch of messages from people who want them carnally.

me: makes an introduction post

tumblr: oh?? I see you love introducing yourself!! do you want to see every other person introducing themselves???

me: wait no I just-

tumblr: here's EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON TUMBLR introducing themselves!! enjoy learning about other people DUMBASS