The Lack Of Eyeshadow On Men In Every Reboot Of Tos Is So Devastating I Mean Look What Were Missing Out

the lack of eyeshadow on men in every reboot of tos is so devastating i mean look what we’re missing out on

Ready for Two | ST:Ex | 031323a

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Forgot what this feeling was like - to actually draw. I have not had it for a very, very long time. This here is the feeling that gives me the love that I do for art, period.

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"James Kirk was flirting with women all the time, he was chasing them down on every planet" girl He was the one being pursued. He was the plucky blonde being grabbed by the neck and swooped into a kiss.

If there's a sexy teaching you how to play pool sequence I can promise you He is the one being bent over

If there's a hostage scenario He is the one being forced into the skimpy princess Leia golden bikini

Anyways, I just don't think he should get the credit for this. Like I guess yeah he was hooking up but it's not cause of His moves. These alien women have Rizz okay and they know what they want

Being asexual is like you have to do that experiment they sometimes do with kids where there's a marhsmallow in front of you but you're not allowed to eat it until they say so and if you succeed you get another one, and you're told that eating the marshmallow early is evil and sinful and if you eat it you should be ashamed but then you're like hm I don't want the marshmallow at all and then they get mad because apparently you're supposed to be filled with an insatiable hunger for marshmallows otherwise there's something wrong with you

Happy birthday, Captain Kirk.

Tos is really good if you watch it while imagining Kirk and Spock are already long married and it's also really good if you imagine they aren't even together yet and just act Like That