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For pride part two electric boogaloo -

(credit isn't needed but is appreciated!!)

Image ID, also in alt text - James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner with the bisexual flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him, transgender flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him, and the Gilbert Baker pride flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him.

McCOY: “Your weight was up a couple of pounds, remember?” KIRK: “Will you stop hovering over me, Yeoman?”

                                                                          —  The Corbomite Maneuver

KIRK: “My chicken sandwich and coffee. This is my chicken sandwich and coffee. … I want these off the ship. I don’t care if it takes every man we’ve got, I want them off the ship.”

                                                                         —  The Trouble With Tribbles

KIRK: “Well, there’s one difference between us. I’m hungry.” KIRK2: “The difference is your weakness, Captain, not mine.” KORBY: “One at a time, gentlemen. Captain?” KIRK: “Eating is a pleasure, sir. Unfortunately, one you will never know.” KIRK2: “Perhaps, but I will never starve, sir.”

                                                               —  What Are Little Girls Made Of?

KIRK: “And the little ones. What’s going to happen to them after you’ve gone, after you’ve turned into creatures like Louise? Oh, they’ll still be here, but not for long, because the food’s all gone. You’ve eaten it. Maybe six months left, that’s all, and then nothing left to eat, nobody left to take care of them. They’ll die, too.”

                                                                                                             —  Miri

KIRK: “Is there anything to eat? I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m starved.” McCOY: “How can you think of food at a time like this?” KIRK: “First order of business, survival.”

                                                                                            —  Wrath of Kahn

SPOCK: “ According to our library banks, it started on the Earth colony of Tarsus Four, when the food supply was attacked by an exotic fungus and largely destroyed. There were over eight thousand colonists and virtually no food. And that was when Governor Kodos seized full power and declared emergency martial law. …  There were nine eye witnesses who survived the massacre, who’d actually seen Kodos with their own eyes. Jim Kirk was one of them.“  

                                                                     —  The Conscience of the King 

Spock: Captain Kirk is as immutable as the laws of gravity. He could never be cruel or panic. He is too good, too pure, the platonic ideal of a person. Captain Kirk is perfect and I love him

The court he’s standing in: …..ok but like you can’t enter that as a fact into evidence, you know that right? Like you know we can’t enter your crush as imperial fact right?

Spock: illogical. Just look at him

"James Kirk was flirting with women all the time, he was chasing them down on every planet" girl He was the one being pursued. He was the plucky blonde being grabbed by the neck and swooped into a kiss.

If there's a sexy teaching you how to play pool sequence I can promise you He is the one being bent over

If there's a hostage scenario He is the one being forced into the skimpy princess Leia golden bikini

Anyways, I just don't think he should get the credit for this. Like I guess yeah he was hooking up but it's not cause of His moves. These alien women have Rizz okay and they know what they want

their faces immediately after sarek explains that marrying his human wife was the logical move lmfao i am dying please help me

Did a little drawing while in the train.

Bones, Jim and Spock in literally every episode:

a thing about tos that i have never experienced with any other media, be it book, series, film or even other star trek is that i genuinely like and enjoy every single character (speaking of main characters)

nobody is annoying or an asshole, nobody is boring

they truly didn't miss

To boldly go where no man has gone before

There once was a Captain named Kirk

Who had quite a dazzling smirk.

From Scalos to Kelva

This space Casanova

Was likely to "bring home his work".

Today on the National Weather Service’s website.

This one goes out to all the Star Trek fans.

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a hazard of being obsessed with spock and kirk is that sometimes you talk too fast and then they become spirk and kock

campaign to change the ship name from spirk to kock

Captured

don't worry, Spock will save him

look at his beautiful tired, exhausted face🥺

I'm late as always, but... happy birthday, Jim 💓💫

I've started shouting "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!" every time someone cuts me off while I'm driving.

Why it looks familiar?

Oh, that's why.