My Husband

My husband

Random elf I drew instead of doing the dishes xd

The fearless sock hunter.

Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!

NO! Don’t be sorry it was hilarious!

4 9 11 for the ask meme pls!

I shared two different ask posts, so you’re getting the answers to both of them! 

4: Have you ever dyed your hair? I dye my hair regularly, actually. Right now it’s black, but it’s been purple, blue, pink, blonde, etc. 

9:  What are you really bad at? Being on time for literally anything. I have, like… No concept of time whatsoever. 

11: Are you nice to everyone? I try to be! (Which basically means: I am until the person in question gives me a reason not to be.) 

4: Are you easy to get along with? I’ve been told yes, and I’ve been told no. So I guess… 50/50? I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. 

9: Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not at all. Sex is just a normal part of life, so (to me) talking about sex is like talking about any other normal event. 

11: What does the most recent text that you sent say? “I cannot stop looking at your pentagram. SUCH CRAFTSMANSHIP.”

He 10000000% dug it out of a dumpster somewhere like a fucking raccoon .

This fandom is really missing out on all of the conversations we could have about Matt’s vest. 

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”