Me: *sighs* I Am Done With SMPs.

Me: *sighs* I am done with SMPs.

Scott and friends: 3rd Life is back!

Me: *GASPS* IT IS?!

Grian: This time with a twist! We have soulmates!

Me: oh my gosh, they were ✨soulmates✨

Phil: ...Doesn’t it hurt him when he cries?

Tubbo, desperate: PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!

philza: so, how's fatherhood treating you?

tubbo: good. i didn't expect this much crying though, to be honest.

philza: don't worry, it's normal for toddlers to cry.

tubbo: what? no, michael's fine, i was talking about ranboo.

ranboo, crying while watching michael run across his bedroom: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I am pretty sure that he was trying to compromise on not hanging it up, I mean when Husband Jimmy said no, he just went with it, more willing than anything

my personal theory on why scott didnt want to side with dogwarts in 3rd life is because he took one look at the flag they wanted to hang in their house and decided it was gonna clash with their aesthetic. thats the main reason

“I know what’s gonna happen here, alright? We’re gonna end up partnering up with them, you’re gonna end up on the altar— I’m gonna be looking you in the eyes and they’re gonna sacrifice you. And I don’t want that, alright?!”

What an oddly specific scenario mr. solidarity— anyway apollo or the prophet delphie do not interact plea se let the flower kingdom platonic husbands be HAPPY

[RB > Likes]

…You know…

Not what I meant.

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.

I support your assumption but Remus is everyone’s gay awakening.

im sorry but in my universe regulus was james’ first Gay Awakening