Found A Delibird Outbreak

Found a Delibird Outbreak

I didn't even know you could find these guy here

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

Galar: Literal Kaiju. A space monster

Paldea: Prehistoric/ Cybernetic abominations beyond mortal comprehension

Okay so because I'm a big pokemon nerd I'll go through the list of absolute clusterfucks that the many regions have gone through and came out on top with what I remember.

Hoenn: Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza literally having a planetary war and that's just in base forms in the og games.

Sinnoh: Dialga and Palkia messing up the fabric of time and space (thanks Cyrus but he got better dw) so bad that Giratina had to pop up, make the situation worse and drag them to HELL. There's also Arceus somewhere there and y'know, this mf is GOD™.

Unova: The Zekrom and Reshiram grudge match in addition to Kyurem freezing Unova in the second games.

Kalos: Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde going nuts on each other.

Alola: Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma, The Ultra Beasts. You get the point.

Yeah it's kind of hard to be worried about the local tyranitar population when you already have cities built to survive the local gods going for each others' throats.

Okay Did not expect mante off of the Lb6 sibling Gacha, but Still pretty good

Heracles Berserker situation? Please explain

Why do you keep ranting about the stories of events and lostbelts you haven't read

based on the fact you specified both events and lostbelts i’m gonna assume you mean Tunguska, to which:

are you referring to me saying “i didnt need to read it to know it’s bad” because of the godawful intro and jp reception, and assuming that automatically means I didn’t try because you don’t understand the concept of emphasis?

Or are you referring to when I said it was so bad i ended up story skipping most of it, which would be the classic argument of “but you didn’t eat the WHOLE shit sandwhich!”

also assuming it us Tunguska, you realize you’re going to bat for a chapter so bad it was retroactively made non canon, right?

tuned into a first impression stream for 5 seconds and this is all i heard lol