SPITS OUT DRINK BAHA HA HA

SPITS OUT DRINK BAHA HA HA

hey so uh. im hoping ur not a cop but my friend got a solosis and we’ve been trying to microdose by touching it but it’s not working? do you have any experience/advice here?

do you think... that touching a solosis will get you high?? fucking drug education these days is abysmal. it's just cell membrane fluid. youve got more of that shit in your body right now than a solosis does. tough luck

All the needed to be said has been said

I’m F’n DONE 😂😂😂😂

@dumbminican I think you would appreciate this lol

Reblog this post and I’ll tell you, based on your blog, whether I think you’d be chosen by Zekrom or Reshiram if you were one of the heroes of Unova.

Why Why WHY

this made me laugh WAY more than it should've

if we take the pokedex into account then would the reason why the togepi line isn't in paldea is due to the people and/or the fact that there's 4 literal embodiments of negative human emotions sealed (and presumably unsealed) within the land?

Every single Togepi vibe checked Paldea and was like 'oh hell no'

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