Why Why WHY

Why Why WHY

SPITS OUT DRINK BAHA HA HA

hey so uh. im hoping ur not a cop but my friend got a solosis and we’ve been trying to microdose by touching it but it’s not working? do you have any experience/advice here?

do you think... that touching a solosis will get you high?? fucking drug education these days is abysmal. it's just cell membrane fluid. youve got more of that shit in your body right now than a solosis does. tough luck

Blake’s Bodyguard:

Ghira: *looms angrily over Sun* I don’t like you, you delinquent. 😠 You stay away from my daughter!

Sun: 😨

Blake: DAD!!

Ghira: *glares at Yang* And you! Keep your troublemaking biker ways away from Blake! She deserves better!

Yang: 😥

Blake: Dad, that’s totally unfair!

Ghira: Quiet, Blake! You’re getting a chaperone/bodyguard to make sure you’re not sneaking around with those two!

Jaune: Um, hello? 😅

Ghira: Mister Arc is an honorable knight, so I know he can be trusted to keep you safe. I’ve hired him to stay with you at all times.

Blake: DAD!!! This is so unfair! I hate you! *storms out* Jaune, don’t follow me!

Jaune: Wait! Your dad says I have to stay with you all the time! *chases her out of the room*

Blake: *from outside* Get killed!!

Ghira: 😌 It’s good to know there’s still one trustworthy young man out there.

Meanwhile…

Blake: …okay, we’re here!

Jaune: Finally! *scoops up Blake and makes out with her*

Sun: Hey Jaune! Hey Blake!

Yang: Did he buy it?

Blake: Yeah, thanks to mister trustworthy here! *kisses Jaune’s cheek*

Yang: Sweet. Nice acting, Vomit Boy! *unbuttoning her top*

Sun: *opens door to hotel room* Shall we?

Jaune: *carries Blake through the door* Yeah!

Blake: *about to get absolutely DESTROYED by her muscular blondes*

Blake: *happy cat noises*

Day 69: As soon as I saw this on someone else's blog, I thought to myself 'Siegfried should wear this'.

Reblog this post and I’ll tell you, based on your blog, whether I think you’d be chosen by Zekrom or Reshiram if you were one of the heroes of Unova.