Words:

Words:

Joey: *to Joey and Daniel* I dare you two to say a sentence with using the letter A

Daniel: well there are many words you can use to make that kind of sentence-

Boba: kriff you

Time to fess up Howzer

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Clone rebellion headcannons:

Rex is the main leader of the network with Cody, Howzer, Hunter, Trix and Cobalt being some of the highest ranked, however rank is rarely thrown around, when they aren't on duty everyone is one of the same abd everyone has the same duties

Fireball and Nemec are two of the youngest clones in the rebellion, both having joined their squad after the clone wars ended, this lead to Howzer becoming protective of the pair

Nemec is the Medic of Rex's squad, Kix helps him when Jiag squad are on Base, however they have different bases so Nemec is mainly responsible

When Kix saw Nemec he was reminded of how Red Alert was when he was much younger, and took it upon himself to mentor the young clone when he does see him

Samson is the groups weapons specialist and is literally armed to the teeth, he can be gruff at times but at others he's one of the most chill clones you'll ever meet

Gregor taught Fireball to cook, he tried to teach Nemec as well but it was an absolute disaster, Gregor left him alone for 2 minutes and suddenly the base was almost burned down, Nemec was screaming, sobbing, just trying to get anyone to help

Nemec and Fireball and twins but Nemec is the baby of the squad (even Fireball gets on on it)

Kirk (the red clone) is a mega sports enthusiast and hooked up the transmitter to the TV networks to allow them to relax whenever they can

Daniel likes to shadow Nemec a lot, the two are both absolute tech geeks and once Rex caught them trying to build a nuclear reactor and had to quickly stop them before they hurt someone

Joey on the other hand prefers to hang around Howzer or Gregor, he's always interested in what stories they have of their time in the clone Wars and gets them to tell the stories to the base

Torch (the orange clone) and Greer are both the squads designated scouts, both have very good eyesight and once they caught Nemec and Daniel sneaking to the kitchen in the middle of the night trying to get at Howzer's not so secret candy stash

Crosshair and Howzer for the most part try to get along with one another, but some days they'll bicker like a pair of angry chickens

Samson once punched a CX clone through a wall (he'd do it again immediately)

Nemec absolutely idolises Rex and tries to copy him at times, nearly giving Rex multiple heart attacks, especially one time when he threw himself off a moving speeder

Samson watches a lot of batman...A LOT, Greer thinks he has a problem

Torch is the security director of the base and more than once has caught the younger clones planning pranks...half the time he doesn't stop them because he enjoys a laugh

Schedule:

Crosshair: *watching Omega leave* honestly, that girl trying to rope me into breaking out of here, even if I could, my schedule wouldn't allow it

*he sat down*

Crosshair: *ticking off his fingers* 4 o'clock wallow in self pity, 4:30 stare into the abyss, 5 o'clock solve galaxy hunger...tell no one, 5:30 taunt the guards, 6:30 dinner with me...I can't cancel that again, 7 o'clock wrestle with my self loathing...I'm booked

*he had an idea*

Crosshair: Although if I move the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness

Incorrect Quotes:

Howzer: I'm worried about you Nemec, when was the last time you slept

Nemec: *hasn't slept in weeks and functioning solely on coffee* 5 or 6

Howzer: 5 or 6 what?

Nemec: *confused* 5 or 6

Next:

Samson: I'm going to ask Rex if I can use the flamethrower

Nemec: *preparing the medbay* not this shit again

Next:

Howzer: *in a good mood for once* this'll be a very good day

Fireball: *about to speak*

Gregor: *shoves a muffin in his mouth*

Next:

Nemec: hello, my name is Nemec and I will be your medic for today, just after I have this Capri sun

Nemec: *misses the carton four times, then rips open the carton and drinks it in four gulps*

Shadow: *sweating in sheer terror*

Next:

Howzer: look after the others Rex said-

*insert Daniel and Nemec trying to tame a giant robot they created, Fireball and Gregor binge watching Gordon Ramsey at full volume, Torch and Greer wrestling like gorilla's, Joey and Boba sparring with Cobalt and Trix trying to stop them destroying the base and Kirk and Samson passed out after too much coffee*

Howzer: it'd be easy he said

Next:

*Howzer and Daniel have the base to themselves, Daniel is cleaning while Howzer is on a computer*

Daniel: when I'm cleaning, you seem to be leaning

Next:

Howzer: why did I become a single father of two, what did I get myself into

Nemec and Fireball: curled up on his lap like little kids, fast asleep

Howzer: *shrugs* nevermind, I get it

Defective but effectivel (a cadet batch series)

Introductions:

Clone trooper 99 knew he would never be a soldier like his brothers, that much would be obvious. 99 had made his peace with that a long time ago, however there was one thing he yearned for.

By this time the other Alphas had begun training other cadets. 17 had recently taken five young cadets Wolffe, Fox, Bly, Ponds and Cody, Fordo had also taken his own squad consisting of cadets Gree, Neyo, Baccara, Jet and Doom.

While 99 was happy for his brothers, he still couldn't help but wish he had his own cadets to train, even if he could never fight for the Republic knowing he had inspired other troopers would make him happy.

What he didn't know however was that one day his wish would be granted.

He was about to head to his barracks when Nala Se arrived.

"CT-9900 I trust you are well." Nala Se said.

"Yes mistress." 99 nodded.

"Good, follow me I have something I must show you." Nala Se said.

99 just nodded and followed.

They arrived at the lab and went inside.

99 saw a small figure with blond hair in the corner, Nala Se's medical assistant Omega.

He waved at the girl who gave a shy wave in return.

99 smiled then went over to six small cribs which Nala Se was standing next to.

99 looked inside and saw six small cadets, the numbers read CT-9901, CT-9902, CT-9903, CT-9904, CT-9905 and CT-9907.

"There was originally intended to be seven, however I'm afraid CT-9906 did not survive." Nala Se said, although 99 could see she didn't care.

Instead he focused on the cadets.

01 and 02 were asleep, out of the entire batch these two seemed the most like regular cadets, 03 was the largest of the batch, he also seemed the most energetic of the batch, looking around the lab with intense curiosity, 04 was also awake but seemed bothered by the lights, squinting and covering his, 05 was looking at him with a sense of curiosity similar to 03, however 99 noticed 05's eyes weren't the same brown as the other clones, instead his eyes were a dark blue, 07 was the smallest and easily the youngest of the group, he was studying 99 with a curious eye, though 99 noticed a sense of caution within him as he tried to determine what he was looking at.

"These will be your cadets to mentor, they have all been genetically enhanced, CT-9901 has been modified with the ability to access computers and other mechanisms through cybernetic implants implanted within him, CT-9902 has been enhanced to have heightened sense, CT-9903 has been modified to have enhanced strength and muscle growth, CT-9904 has been granted enhanced eyesight allowing him to see from further distances than other clones, CT-9905 has been modified with the ability of force sensitivity and CT-9907 has been modified with enhanced intelligence, once they are fully grown they are to be known as clone force 99." Nala Se.

99 looked at the cadets...his brothers.

"I promise I will look after you boys, you will be the greatest soldiers in all of the Republic." 99 said.