Tech In Love:

Tech in love:

Phee: hey now...got a name brown eyes

Tech: *internally* I am not in love...I am not in love...I am not in love

*That night Tech wakes up after having a dream involving him and Phee*

Tech:......kriff

Held:

Crosshair: my only feelings are revenge, anger, shoot, stab, shoot, claw claw claw

Omega: any other feelings...something deep down maybe

Crosshair:.....I want to be held

Tech's date (a bad batch modern au one-shot)

Ages:

Hunter: 32

Wrecker: 32

Crosshair: 31

Cobalt: 30

Tech: 28

Phee: 30

Trix: 33

One Friday evening Hunter, Wrecker, Crosshair, Tech, Trix and Cobalt were sitting in the living room playing a round of poker.

"I win, read e'm and weep." Crosshair smirked.

The others all grumbled but handed over their credits.

"So, you guys got any plans for the weekend?" Trix asked.

"Martha and I are taking the kids to the aquarium tomorrow." Cobalt said.

"James and I are going for a hike tomorrow and Katie and Cynthia are going to the beauty parlor." Wrecker said.

"Got a date with Riyo tomorrow night." Trix said.

"I don't have any plans." Tech said.

"Actually Tech, you might." Cobalt said.

"What do you mean?" Tech asked confused.

"Well an old friend of mine from high school is in town, her name is Phee." Cobalt said.

"You talked to girls in high school?" Tech smirked.

"ooooh." the others all exclaimed at once.

"Oh no he didn't."Wrecker said smirking.

Cobalt scoffed.

"As a matter of fact I did." Cobalt said massaging his wounded pride.

"So what does this have to do with me?" Tech asked confused.

"Well we got to talking and I may have set you up on a date with her tomorrow night." Cobalt said.

"You what!" Tech hissed, Crosshair grabbing his arm to hold him down.

"Just hear me out okay, when we were talking yesterday I brought up all of you, when I talked about you she said to me "I'd certainly like to meet him" and so, I may have arranged for you to meet her tomorrow night." Cobalt said.

"Why would you do that?" Tech asked.

"I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to get out a bit more, Phee's a lovely woman, worst case is she doesn't show up." Cobalt said.

Tech sighed audibly.

"Fine, I'll meet her, but if this doesn't go well I promise you Cobalt I will never let you hear the end of it." Tech said.

"I can live with that." Cobalt nodded.

The next evening:

After a nice shower Tech dressed himself for the date and despite his nerves Tech had to admit he was curious about this woman Cobalt had told him about.

Cobalt had told him the restaurant he was to meet Phee at and to his credit it was a very nice one.

After getting ready Tech headed to the front door and opened the door only for a very bright light to hit him square in the eyes.

After his eyes adjusted he was greeted by the horrific sight of his entire family standing on the front lawn, Crosshair holding a camera in his hands.

"What's this about?" Tech asked extremely confused.

"Oh just documenting this very rare occasion, our little Tech is going on his first date." Crosshair said with a massive smirk as he took another picture.

"So you invited the entire family?" Tech asked.

"Well duh." Crosshair said.

Tech just scoffed and walked down the street on his way to the restaurant Cobalt had mentioned.

When he arrived he sat down at the table that Cobalt had reserved for them, Phee hadn't arrived yet so he decided to study the menu.

"Hello, is your name Tech?" A voice asked.

Tech looked up and was slightly startled.

A young woman was smiling brightly at him, Tech was embarrassed to admit he could feel himself blushing profusely, his face heating up.

"I-Uh yes, Phee may I presume?" Tech said adjusting his glasses.

"Yep, nice to meet you." Phee said smiling warmly at him as she sat down.

The two ordered food and throughout the course of the date Tech had to admit he rather enjoyed Phee's company and he couldn't help but hope she felt the same way.

After an admittedly pleasant dinner the two talked for a while before deciding to call it an evening.

Tech walked Phee to her car which was parked just down the road.

"So Tech, if I may ask, there's a showing of pirates of the carribean at the movies next week, fancy coming along?" Phee asked.

Tech adjusted his glasses nervously as he thought for a moment before nodding.

"Yes, that sounds lovely." Tech nodded.

Phee smiled.

"Till next time...brown eyes." Phee said before getting into her car and driving away leaving a blushing Tech to watch her go.

Fives be like: "I lived bitch"

the littlest Corrie

Corrie Guard CT-9832, “Ace”, reported for duty for the very first time at 0700 in Commander Fox’s office.

The commander had clearly been working through the night — either that or he was partial to three ration tins, a whole pot of caf, and meditating face-down on his desk first thing in the morning.

Fives— no, Ace— knocked on the doorframe. Loudly.

Fox jerked upright, eyes crossed, drool drying in his stubble. When he finally focused on Ace, he stopped looking baffled and became disgustingly smug.

“Ace. How does the kit fit?” He rasped.

Ace took off his bucket so he could scowl more effectively. “Bit on the nose, calling me that.”

Fox’s self-satisfied smirk turned nasty, but no less pompous. “My apologies. Would you have preferred ‘Baby Blue’?”

Ace sat down at the commander’s desk without waiting for permission, propping his boots on the dusk with pointedly heavy thunks.

“Better’n ‘Dead Man’.” He said.

Bad batch fall headcannons:

Wrecker loves making a giant pile of leaves...just so he and James can jump into them

Tech likes to study the migration movements of birds and has a whole database set up to keep watch over the birds he tagged

Phee likes to get the pumpkin spice lattes from the coffee shop she claims it reminds her of Tech's eyes

The one thing the batch all hate about fall is black Friday, they appreciate the cheap prices but hate how dramatic people get over it

Crosshair has a special collection of Halloween themed scarves for Batcher he even bought her a pumpkin themed hat to keep her head warm

Cobalt always buys a boat load of Halloween candy and eats it in his car while on patrol...Joey knows, he caught him in the act once

On Halloween Crosshair likes to dress up as the grim reaper and runs around on Halloween night scaring everyone, he had to stop after rumors of the townspeople starting a lynch mob started

It was at this moment Rex was fucking DONE with Krell's shit

Bro was fr ready to throw hands