HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.

Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:

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Medium

Let’s just do all the condiment puns so we never have to talk about them again

“Just give me a chance to ketchup.”

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Reader's Digest

120+ Halloween Puns That Will Have You Laughin’ Till You’re Coffin

Halloween isn't just about the boos! Get ready for a guaranteed gourd time with these hilarious Halloween puns!

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Skip To My Lou

150+ Skeleton Puns

Skeleton Puns are sure to tickle your funny bones and cause your spare ribs to ache. These Skeleton Jokes are meant to be shared.

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Thought Catalog

15 Pasta Puns That Will Have You Ravioling On The Floor

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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Aquarium Source

150+ Clever & Funny Fish Puns (The Ultimate List)

This post of fish puns is just about having some good old fashioned fun. We hope you enjoy browsing this massive list we put together!

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Wide Open Spaces

We Cannot 'Goat' Enough of These Goat Puns

We have 45 goat puns for you to use in emails and with friends at parties! If you live with goats then you'll probably use these during regu

8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/

9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes

10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028

11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/

12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/

13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

And Lastly,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165

Made some tired Batblob. •-•

Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?

Narrator: Neither

Narrator: Because it's twelve

Made a flower for today

That's all

Okay so

So hear me out.

Similar to my other snippet about how Batman/Bruce's coffee habits are the reverse of what most people think, what if like

Like. Batman's handwriting, okay? What if.

What if because he has to Think ALL THE TIME as Batman, he doesn't want to have to Think when he's Brucie whenever logistically possible/or safe. So his handwriting as Bruce is the handwriting that comes easiest, fastest, most naturally ingrained from years of practice.

But Batman. It's gotta be different. As different as possible. And very clear and legible. So. So not only does he swap to his right hand, it's.

It's that big round middle school girly almost bubble letters, with the open shapes to dot the i's, and his signature is just a cute little bat swoosh. And he loves it because it throws people off and puts them on the back foot and Gordon HATES it because it makes incident paperwork a NIGHTMARE (although he never admits that yes, it... it actually IS easier to read than his other officers' tight scrawlings) and so there's memos around the league like (forgive me, it's not quite the right example, but i was never good at this type of handwriting)

But then Clark comes into work one day and Lois is all "Hey, Bruce came by, he left a note in your office. Something about watching his dog for a bit I think? and its

happy 404 everyone!!