Tsukkiyama - Tumblr Posts
My very normal not crystal ball that I keep in my definitely not super awesome wizard lair has shown me a vision. Not just any vision, a vision my best friend had that I must relay to you all.
"Tsukkiyama date night but it's just them watching Velocipastor"
(Velocipastor is great you all should watch it it's on youtube for free)
I will die on this hill
Person: So you think your ship is going to be canon because?
Me, pulling out a whole presentation with 78 slides: I'm glad you asked
Happy pride month haikyuu you little gays
Haikyuu fuck us up.
Ok, I ship Kiyoko with Yachi, but i like her with Yamaguchi, but I ship Tsukkiyama, but Kurotsuki is cute, and then I love Kuroken, but Kenma is kind of cute with Hinata, buuuut KageHina is like my life, and then is that I like Hinata with Yachi.
I don´t even know what I ship now.
⭐️🌟hello, i hope i did this right. this is my first time participating in a dtiys and i was excited to try it out :)🌟⭐️@soktokki — #soktokki53kdtiys #tsukkiyama
haikyuu as things the kids i babysit say-
*when they were younger, they are playing outside with dolls*
yamaguchi- this is her house!
tsukki- why is it so dirty
yamaguchi- i don’t know, maybe she likes a dirty house?
tsukki- that’s gross. i’m not playing anymore
Random AU’s for you fic writers!
Firefighter x Arsonist
Author x will never ever set foot in a library ever (bonus points if they can’t read)
Academic rivals but they compete for last place
Siren (who seduces then drowns people) x lifeguard
Hates children x teacher
Highschool dropout x prodigy
scientist x guinea pig (as in human they test on not the animal sickos)
fallen angel x redeemed demon
doctor x serial killer
priest x demon
Tag/credit me if you use them!
i take reqs for promps + stuff!
okay but, if Daisuga (and this also fits Tsukkiyama) wasn’t a relationship and was just queer platonic or smth, theyre the type of besties to do all that couple shit still.
movie night/sleepover with friends? theyre cuddling 100% in public? some levels of pda, linking pinkies, holding hands, ect texting? <3 and (couple) tiktoks ‘us?’ buying each other gifts ‘just cause’ ‘it made me think of you’ ‘you mentioned you liked these’ saying ‘i love you’ platonically (“platonically”) and other displays of affection n shit
and it confuses the shit out of their team for aaages. ‘are they a couple or not? they say they arent…’
This was smooooth
- Hinata The Wingman -
insp by this post
assigning songs to haikyuu ships pt1 (karasuno)
kagehina - this december
tsukkikage- i hate everything about you
tsukkihina - you are the right one
tsukkiyama - softcore
yamahina - strawberry mentos
yamayama - pretty boy
kiyoyachi - lovers rock
yachihina - looking out for you
daisuga - mr loverman
asanoya - lil love song
tananoya - more than friends
tanakiyo - boyfriend, girlfriend
yachiyama - moment
kanoyachi - the adults are talking
yuiyachi - 80's makeout session
yuikiyo - pop star
daiyui - girl of my dreams
ennotana - reflections
ennotanakiyo - kids
kinonari - dark red
Tsukkiyama x You Belong With Me 💞
nobody talk to me ever again ever
haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU
OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE
[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]
hinata and kageyama:
90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on
both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn’t mean they want to see one
hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes
producer: ‘were you scared?’
kageyama: 'pfft, no’
cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama’s legs are shaking*
they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they’ll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place
‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972’
the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it
sometimes they’ll shoot a mini mukbang video
SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum’
hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit
kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table
*after 20 minutes*
kageyama: fuck this
hinata: *starts eating the doritos*
producer: …
the ghosts: ………………the, audacity
tsukishima and yamaguchi
pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here
yamaguchi: we’ll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?
tsukishima: *shakes head*
yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once
yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!
tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today
he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi
yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water
yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i’m not afraid to use it! but i’m also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon
tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already
so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins’ video compilations
daichi and sugawara
a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo
suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise
daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,
sugawara: and suga
daichi: and you’re watching…
sugawara: jackass!!
daichi:…buzz…buzzfeed unsolved??
daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear
this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is
daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there
suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*
daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’
suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos
suga: *watching the video*
that was the end of suga’s tiktok career
tanaka and nishinoya:
another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata
they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot
tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’
nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’
other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*
both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches
nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!
tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E W-A M-O S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*
ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*
tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*
kuroo and kenma:
kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks
kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?
kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her
kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself
kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep
kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that…
kenma: *looks at camera*
the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??
“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”
kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge
kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*
kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?
kenma: …I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*
kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night
kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot
producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?
kenma: …i caught a gastly
bokuto and akaashi:
bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing
akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing…
bokuto: mothman did it
akaashi: no
bokuto: yes
akaashi: mothman is literally five states away
bokuto: he has wings
during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react
producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?
akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now…
bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*
akaashi: and then he’s gonna call for help
bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII
*few hours later*
bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there
akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*
bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point
akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?
ushijima and tendou:
ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing
ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do
he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene
tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!
the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life
ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that
tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition
ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*
producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?
tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there
cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*
the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*
in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts
ushijima: well, we’ll have better luck next time
tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?
the ghosts: i know i’m dead but this is the first time i’ve been scared for my life
[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]
This? This right here? ART
Fugo Keiji Balance: Unlimited crossover uwu
My part of an art trade i did with @crisostomo but on twitter (@/mitsurugay) !!!!!
Tell me
are you tsukiiyama shipper or kurotsuki shipper? tell me the reason, its for *whispering* sciences purposes~
2 peaz in a pod