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haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn’t mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: ‘were you scared?’

kageyama: 'pfft, no’

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama’s legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they’ll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972’

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they’ll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum’

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: …

the ghosts: ………………the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we’ll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i’m not afraid to use it! but i’m also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins’ video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching…

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:…buzz…buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that…

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: …I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: …i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing…

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now…

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we’ll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i’m dead but this is the first time i’ve been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

Two male figures with an obvious height difference racing against each other, with no thoughts but to win suddenly stopped when they realized they were lost.

“You totally went the wrong way, didn’t you!” The shorter of the two who had orange hair.

“That’d be you, dumbass!” The taller one with black hair retorted. They were glaring at each other until they noticed a sign of where they are.

“This is where Shiratorizawa is…” The raven-haired male mumbled.

“Shiratorizawa?! Isn’t that where Ushiwaka is?!”

“Do you have some business with me?” The duo turned to the direction of the voice.

“Japan!!!” They were scared until they saw that he was uh- carrying…a girl? 

“Toshi? What’s wrong? Are we there yet?” An adorable voice came from the girl Ushijima was carrying.

“Don’t worry, nothing is wrong. We’ll be there soon.” The duo saw Ushijima’s face visibly soften, and they got even more scared.

“If you have no business with me, then I’ll be on my way.” Ushijima adjusted you to make sure you were comfortable. He turned to look at you as if to ask if you were comfortable, to which you nodded and nuzzled into him more.

“We came from Karasuno, would you allow us do reconnaissance on Shiratorizawa?” The orange-haired male was astounded, weren’t they supposed to do that in secret?

“Karasuno…do whatever you want. No matter how capable you lot may be, you’ll see that we never weaken. I’m returning to school, if you want to watch us then follow me. If you’ll be able to keep up, that is.” Ushijima prepared to continue jogging.

“But…what about the girl you’re carrying?”

“You don’t have to worry about her, just make sure you don’t disturb her, or you won’t be able to get in my school.”

Ushijima let you down after everything that had happened, with the duo challenging him and all.

“Hey! You kids aren’t from here, you’re not supposed to be here!”

“Thank you Ushijima-san for showing us around. We’ll get going now.”

“Bye bye~ Make sure to get back safe~” You waved at them with a closed eye smile making the duo flustered.

“CUTE!!!” The orange-haired male can’t help but utter while the raven-haired male thought it in his head. This made Ushijima frown and tug you closer to his side and glare at the duo. This scared the duo and made them run away.

“Toshi~ You seem excited to meet them again. Let’s head inside now, coach must be waiting for you.” Ushijima nodded and kissed your forehead. 

“WE SAW JAPAN!!! HE HAD A GIRL WITH HIM, HE WAS CARRYING HER! SHE WAS SO CUTE! I’M SO JEALOUS!!” The orange-haired male ranted to his teammates with the raven-haired male nodding and agreeing with everything.

“WAH!!!! THAT LUCKY BASTARD! WE’LL MAKE THEM PAY!!!” A bald male shouted, twirling his shirt in the air.

“Tanaka! Put your shirt back on! And stop yelling!”

This is the only time you’ll catch me making a tiktok @carolineforbae .

Could you write a Conner Kent (from the Young Justice cartoon) x Reader oneshot, where Reader meets Conner at school and helps him out during his first few weeks there? And they grow closer to eachother?

I’m am so sorry this took way to long

Warning:None

Word count:1703 (sorry it’s so short)

When the second bell rang you where all the way in the parking lot behind your high school. Happy Harbor high was built like a prison and you had to run from the parking lot and through the gates to get to the front of the buildings. Each day you pulled up to school at exactly 7:55 leaving you five minutes to dash across campus.

You first-period teacher was used to you bursting in right as the bell rings. Sometimes if you were really late you brought her coffee and prayed she didn't mark you tardy.

Today was one of those days.

Larry the guard outside the gate who always stands out there ten minutes after the bell to let you in greets you with a smile. Large black coffee no cream two sugars.

You handed him his coffee and raced through the gate as he locked it behind you. The quad was barren and empty. Most kids were already in class since it started at 8:00 and it is 8:15.

Fifteen minutes late not your worst but definitely not good. When you got to the large doors of your indoor school. The usually crowded halls where ghostly empty. Your class was just down the hall past the front office. The attendance ladies sat in front of the clear doors facing the hallway. Anyone who dares to pass by after class has begun will earn a tardy slip followed by two hours of detention.

SO you stand peaking your head at the door to see if the two demons look away. They seem to be talking to another kid, that poor soal. When you think they aren't going to look up for a while you do your best tiptoe past the door.

You are almost out of sight about to get off scot-free when your victories thoughts are so rudely interrupted, "Miss Y/L/N."

Mrs. Cox had poked her head out of the door looking you like you are a mouse who had stumbled into the lion's den, "Yes?"

"Come in dear." Her smirk turned into a sickeningly sweet smile. One that you had only seen painted on her face in front of the principal. Nevertheless, you followed the hungry lion into the den. The office lights where a flickering hospital blue. You followed her right up to her tall desk next to the boy she had been talking to earlier, "Mr. Kent this is Y/N she will be the one showing you around school this week."

You had never signed up to be a campus guide, "Wait wha-?

"Don't you remember Y/N? to work off all those detentions you have for being tardy."

Just because you weren't late to first period doesn't mean you weren't a little late for some of the others. It looks like Mrs. Cox is using that against you now. "Yes of course."

Mrs. Cox smiled and handed the boy a map of the school along with his class schedule. It was during this you finally got a good look at the boy. He was tall with short black hair and bright blue eyes. He was quite muscular for boys your age, he would probably be good on the football team.

"Ready?" you asked him once he had gathered all of his stuff. He didn't respond, instead, he just grabbed his bag and started walking towards the door.

You sigh realizing how much of a pain this is going to be. You look at his schedule and see that his first-class is not far away from yours so you take him there first and tell him you will meet him outside his room after class to show him his next one.

~~~~

When you got over to his classroom he stood leaning against the door. "Alright, dude what's your next class?"

"Conner."

"What?"

"My name is Connor, not Dude."

You laugh for a second and nodd, "Okay Conner where is your next class?"

Luckily he had the same class as you. You both had art, which was your favorite class, so you wouldn't be late.

When you both got to your class you sat together in the back. Today you knew you would be painting which was one of your favorites. After your teacher gave the class isles and a canvas you were allowed to paint something in nature. You mixed your paints getting started ready to paint a beautiful forest scene. As you began you felt yourself drifting off into a zone. All of your attention was on the artwork in front of you. As you reached next to you to grab water to clean your brush you accidentally knocked over the palet of paint, it landed upsidedown on Conners jeans.

Immediately you sprung up pulling it off and seeing the mixture of colors on his clothes. "I am so sorry," so mumble trying to gather your stuff.

Conner just sighs, "It's fine."

"Are you sure?" you ask upset that you spilled paint all over him on his first day.

Conner takes his paintbrush and dips it in red as you stre at him confused he takes the paintbrush with the dollup of red and brushes it across your nose, "Even," he states with a flat face.

You are confused at his lack of emotion. You decide to grab some blue from the bottle next to you and swipe it across Conners unsuspecting cheek. He looks back at you with an eyebrow raised as you grin at him evilly. He takes a thicker brush now, dipping it in some green and drags it across your arm. You gawk at him and grab your own thick brushing swirling it purple and swipe it across his mouth. He laughs for the first time and grabs a handful of pink paint and smushes it around on your arms. You gasp earning some shushes from the students around you. With your left hand, you grab orange and yellow with your right, you grab Conners head and rub the paint up his cheeks to his hair. Connor dunks his hands in green and blue and flicks the color so it splatters across your shirt. You grab your own colors and do the same back. Connor is about to do it again when your teacher interrupts, "Miss Y/L/N, Mr. Kent! go to the principal's office.

You and Connor both look at each other shocked but still trying to contain your giggles. You each stand from your seats and walk towards the door. Your classmates watch you both as you walk in silence. When you finally step from the awkwardly quiet room you burst out laughing. You can see Conner smile next to you, "Sorry," you say again.

"It's okay," he shrugs.

When you both make your way into the principal's office the rude office ladies make you stand and wait not wanting to get any paint on their seats. It turns out the principal was out that day so you both got off. You both had to spend the rest of the day with paint on your clothes. You were able to wash the paint off your arms and face but splatters still remained on your shirt, and conner still had the stain on his jeans.  You took Conner to the rest of his classes that day. After the incident in art you both talked a lot more. He seemed to open up after. That and you started to enjoy you ring the new guy around campus. When the school day was over you both said your goodbyes and you went back home.

~~~~

The bell rings through your ears. This time however, you are already seated in your class. This morning you had woken up extra early in order to get to school on time to take Conner to his class. Your teacher was surprised to see you all in before the bell for the first time ever. Your teacher was still a bit flustered well the bell rang for class to end and you exited. After you left you found Conner standing outside his classroom and took him to class. You both chatted and laughed as you walked around the halls. Thankfully you didn't have art today so you wouldn't have to go back in that awkward class.

The lunch bell rings and you drag yourself out of your boring math class. You are mindlessly walking down the hall when a familiar boy runs up beside you. You smile looking over at Conner glad to have made a new friend at this school. You turn out to the quart-yard to find a relaxing spot in the grass to sit and eat your lunch. When you finally find your spot under a tree in the shade Conner sits beside you pulling out his food as you do the same. You both sit in a comfortable silence eating peacefully. Lunch is partially through when a girl around your age with light skin and red hair runs in front of you both. She doesn’t pay you much attention as she turns to Connor. You had never seen the girl b4fore and wondered how she new the new student but you guessed by her cheerleading uniform it was for school spirit. “Hey Conner want to come eat lunch with me?” She asked smiling ant the boy beside you.

You sat quietly observing the conversation between the two, ‘No thank you Megan,” Conner replied curtly making the girl you now know as Megan frown.

“Okay,” the girl shrugs,”see you after school then,”

After she walks away you turn back to Conner,”Who was that?” You ask him.

Conner looks at you seemingly piecing together his response in his mind, “She’s a friend from this after school club.”

You hum not quite believing him, “what club?’

Connor tilts his head at you filling his eyes, “can’t tell you.”

You sighed dramatically, “will you ever tell me?”

“Maybe some day.”

And he did. You where surprised to say the least. Even years after this conversation when you finally found out his secret you where first speechless. However there is one thing you did say,

“Coolest club ever!”

I am forever an ushijima Wakatoshi stan, but oh my gob look at Kita’s cheeks!!!

➥ you send them their baby pics.

SUMMARY. how would the hq boys react to you sending them their baby pics pt. 2 | pt. 1

PAIRINGS. fem!reader x ushijima wakatoshi, shinsuke kita, kuroo tetsurou, oikawa tooru, kageyama tobio, kouzume kenma.

GENRES. boyfriend!smau, fluff

WARNINGS. none

A/N: some ppl requested me a pt.2, so here you have it! hope you like it <3