Celestetheking - Celeste

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

He got an F- on a history test

Referencing this

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

would post a selfie but i remembered im a man. showering and ironing my work clothes instead

I’m “Tax Fraud” and I’m “a threat to national security” and we’re