Hhhh Idk If Youre Strictly 18+ But If You Are I Swear I Wont Follow But,,, Spare SDC Joseph X Reader
Hhhh idk if you’re strictly 18+ but if you are I swear I won’t follow— but,,, spare SDC Joseph x reader hcs 🥺💦 I’m starving— if you can’t do him Avdol is definitely fine too 👀
Author’s Note: I feel like I have never clarified the status of my account until now, but I am gonna be strictly 18+. For my SFW works, I can’t say I mind minors interacting with them from the tag page, but I certainly won’t respond to them since I, a 20 year-old, don’t see interacting with minors as ideal. As for my NSFW works, (there are none as of now, but there certainly will be later on) there will be several warnings to drive the minors away, and I won’t hesitate to block a minor if I see them following or liking my 18+ stuff. This is a mouthful, but long story short, I’m going to do your request, but only because I hadn’t made the restriction clear before.
SDC Joseph Joestar X Reader HCs

Dude’s your sugar daddy. Even if that’s not what the two of you would label your relationship as, that’s literally what’s going on.
You, a 20 something year-old college student, and him, a 67 year-old real estate mogul? Sounds very suspicious, especially since all of your classes were paid at once seemingly out of nowhere.
Of course, Holly and Suzi Q are not aware of the situation. In fact, Suzi believes you to be her husband’s well-trusted assistant, which makes your relationship a bit more exhilarating.
As for Joseph’s treatment throughout the relationship, he’d be very playful.
Expect tons of jokes and tickles from him, the man’s still playful after all this time.
He’s not as aggressive as his 18 year-old self, but can be assertive at times.
He’d spend SO MUCH money on you, he really wants you to stay, and you constantly have to reassure him that you aren’t some material girl that only chooses to stay for the items.
Joseph would definitely find this trip to Egypt relieving in a sense because now he can finally sleep with you in his arms rather than renting a hotel room and claiming he has a meeting.
Did I mention that he’d spend a ton of money on you? My man is a MILLIONAIRE, he has enough money to spend.
If he even catches you glancing at an item, consider it yours. He’d buy it for you in a heartbeat.
A bit of a bonus, but Jotaro would be annoyed with the two of you. His disrespect towards women and the fact that his (absent) grandfather is cheating on his grandmother just morphed into a bit of a grudge against you. The only reason he puts up with it is because he doesn’t want to cause trouble with his few allies.
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Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it
Guido Mista with an emotionless male crush that had a loving stand
Ask: Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it
Author's Note: yes. This is the trope that always gets me, so yes.

HE WOULD BE SO GIDDY EVERYTIME IT HAPPENED.
Like, some flowers from the emobident of his dream boy's soul? yes please!
After seeing how you deny it, he decides not to bring it up in hopes of you not getting too embarrassed.
However, he knows. He's definitely not stupid and was able to pick up that you reciprocated his feelings.
He would have a collection of little trinkets that your stand collected from him.
And the Sex Pistols? THEY'D LOVE IT IF YOUR STAND EVER GAVE THEM ATTENTION
They're already spoiled by Guido, but another stand? Their owner's potential boyfriend's stand to be more specific? THEY'D BE ON CLOUD 9
Guido's just counting his days until you fess up to having a crush, but for now, your stand's love is enough for him.
Jotaro headcanons (?) that are pretty much canon I think
- he likes coffee....a lot (you see him drinking coffee in his cell at the beginning of sdc, in his hotel room in morioh, blahbalahblah)
- he forgets things quite often (he says this while writing down all the ways steely Dan wronged him in his memo)
- he’s most likely drawn to the shy “good girl” type, which is funny bc hes a bigass buff man and then u find out he likes cute shy girls lmaooaoo (I know in the English translated version of his character profile it says he likes traditional Japanese women but in the Japanese one it’s more like “he likes the so-called traditional Japanese-like woman”, and they usually have traits like politeness, obedience, kindness, gentle hospitality, etc. I would say kind of like Holly, but less chirpy and more calm)
-u guys probably already know this but in the high priestess episode he calls suzie q “suzie bāchan” which is like the equivalent of grandmama but then he calls Joseph “jijī” which is like the worst way to address your grandfather LOL
Hello! I was wondering if I could get some modern college hcs for Gyro as a premed student (I’m assuming he would be if he were a doctor in today’s society). Just general stuff such as what his dorm would be like, study habits, etc. School has me drained 🤧 love your writing! 💖
Ask: Hello! I was wondering if I could get some modern college hcs for Gyro as a premed student (I'm assuming he would be if he were a doctor in today's society). Just general stuff suck as what his dorm would be like, study habita, etc. School has me drained 🤧 love your writing! 💖
Author's Note: thank you so much! <3 and same, my summer class just started for me, but after that, i'm gonna go to a university for my bachelors degree, so i've been a bit drained as well lmao

Gyro Zeppeli as a College Student HCs:
Gyro's that one kid who is just naturally smart.
I honestly can't see him studying, unless it's like the day before a final.
He half-asses his work, but still gets amazing grades.
He'll probably make fun of someone if he hears them complaining about a class.
He'd might have those pre-made flashcards for the medical terminology, but I'd doubt he ever uses them.
His dorm is pretty neat. Maybe an unkempt bed at most, but other than that, he's pretty good at tidying up.
There's no trash on the ground, just his bed, some textbooks, and his teddy.
He'd be there to pass, not to exceed.
But either way, he's probably top of his class, and he's VERY smug about it. As he should be though lmao.
His studying habits in the rare occasion that he does study would probably be skimming through his notes and textbooks.
He might even have Johnny quiz him with some of the terminology flashcards too.
He's doing very well and he really doesn't have to try.