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Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it
Guido Mista with an emotionless male crush that had a loving stand
Ask: Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it
Author's Note: yes. This is the trope that always gets me, so yes.
HE WOULD BE SO GIDDY EVERYTIME IT HAPPENED.
Like, some flowers from the emobident of his dream boy's soul? yes please!
After seeing how you deny it, he decides not to bring it up in hopes of you not getting too embarrassed.
However, he knows. He's definitely not stupid and was able to pick up that you reciprocated his feelings.
He would have a collection of little trinkets that your stand collected from him.
And the Sex Pistols? THEY'D LOVE IT IF YOUR STAND EVER GAVE THEM ATTENTION
They're already spoiled by Guido, but another stand? Their owner's potential boyfriend's stand to be more specific? THEY'D BE ON CLOUD 9
Guido's just counting his days until you fess up to having a crush, but for now, your stand's love is enough for him.
I don't know if ur requests are close but can u do headcanons for Mista with a (male) stand user reader who's stand likes to give attention to one of Mista's stands, number 5, like smol kisses and nuzzles (also their stand is a really good boi) plz and thank u
Author’s Note: Hi! Requests weren’t closed when you got to me, dear anon ;) Happy to deliver <3
Guido Mista X M!Reader with a Stand that Babies Number Five
Guido is SO grateful for his bf and his stand
Not because of the spoiling though
It’s actually because Number 5 has been crying less
Guido was never one to fret over Number 5′s tears
He had managed to kinda drone out the cries of his more emotional stand
Your stand is more of a plus for him because of two main reasons
1. He doesn’t gave to deal with Number 5 constantly complaining about the bullying between the Pistols
2. He can feel your stands affection!
He wouldn’t admit this out loud, but he loves when your stand dotes on Number 5 while feeding it.
He really is grateful that your stand helps out with his stand :]
the sex pistols when you're dating guido mista hcs
mista is literally my <3 and i have SM headcanons involving the pistols in your relationship so enjoy! CW: my language. and that’s it. LOADS OF FLUFFY
gn! reader <3
dating mista comes with taking care of the 7 pistols that are BASICALLY your children
omg you and mista asking them who’s each of their favorite
the others may find them annoying sometimes but you just love them. they’re a part of mista, so you GOTTA LOVE THEM TOO <3
“y/nnnnn i’m hungryyyy”
“mista is cutting salami be patient guys”
THEY NEED EQUAL TREATMENT
meaning: you can’t headpat, cuddle, kiss, hug, praise, etc. one of them without the others asking for said action also
you still favor number 5 tho he’s such a sweetheart
always scolding number 3 to be nice to number 5 pls he can’t get a break 💀
he’d only listen to you bc he loves you
pls if mista is gonna compliment you they’re all complimenting you
“damn babe you look hot today”
“y/n! you’re hair is so nice”
“is that a new perfume/cologne??”
and so on and so on
making them food sometimes and telling them to share
I SAW THIS HC IN ANOTHER POST I FORGOT WHERE BUT IT SAID NUMBER 5 WOULD SHARE HIS SALAMI WITH YOU AND I 100% AGREE.
if you and mista are cuddling/napping together the pistols will also be on both you and mista’s shoulders, heads, faces, etc.
OH MY GOD THEY’D KISS/WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY IF YOU’RE CRYING AWWW
SO protective over you. you’re their royalty/king/queen and mista’s s/o so they need to make sure you’re treated right.
even if mista doesn’t tell them to do anything, if anyone even looks at you weird they’re going feral 💀 until you tell them to chill out and come back
after missions, they’ll indirectly ask for your praise.
“did you see us back there y/n?!?!”
“we did great didn’t we?!”
“yes. i saw you guys. you guys were amazing like always i’m so proud of you.”
KISSES KISSES KISSES literally throughout the entire day just randomly
AND KISS ATTACKS FROM ALL OF THEM THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE
MISTA IS SO HAPPY HIS STAND LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIS STAND IT MAKES HIS HEART MELT
mans does get jealous sometimes if you’re paying attention to the pistols more then him tho AHAHHA
i saw another hc where it said they’d slap your ass randomly💀 and they’re so mischievous it probably would happen
then mista comes in for A BIG SLAP LIKE DAMN
they help mista when he wants to get a gift for you or surprise you.
they’re just your little body guards and they adore you sm pls treat them right <3
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CW: language! sorry i literally curse sm 💀💀
YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN’T PUT HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK JEAN POCKET SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GUYS ARE WALKING.
he also grabs your ass when he does it sometimes. he cannot resist the temptation pls.
literally made this hc list for that single one that has been in my head all week.
before dating, he’d be super smooth with you, but when it came to actually confessing and asking you out, he’d be a stuttering mess.
he is a PDA loving boy. i feel like he won’t really full on kiss you in front of the gang but he’ll give cheek/forehead kisses around them.
no shame in hugging you randomly or holding your hand tho. he has sm pride for you he’s showing that off.
HE LOVES TO HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AND REST HIS CHIN ON YOUR SHOULDER
you have to teach/help him to take care of himself.
he never really noticed he was stinky until trish pointed it out, and after that instance, he puts more effort and asks for your help when it comes to that.
he LOVESSSS when you play with his hair. and you do too.
pls those brown curly locks are irresistible you just gotta play with em.
he legit gets so relaxed and they’re so soft when he starts caring for his hair it’s so fun.
he likes laying between your thighs too. like non sexually. he’s super comfortable and on off days he’ll find himself in between your thighs LMAO.
the sex pistols are literally your children.
you guys feed them, give them attention, scold them if they’re bullying number five another pistol, and so on.
but those are its own list. WHICH you can find here!
he steals food off your plate LMAOOO he likes to feed you his food if you ask to have some tho.
sharing his theories 24/7.
“okay, tesoro, that may be true BUT ☝🏼what if…”
you actually listen to him and have full blown conversations about them which he loves and appreciates a lot.
his pet names include: caro/cara, tesoro, babe, gorgeous/handsome, princess/prince/royalty.
my boy is a simple guy. i think some dates include having an at home candlelit dinner you two made. idk it gives me mista vibes.
SLEEP>>> if mista can sleep in, he’s sleeping the hell in. and cuddling you until he has to get up. you’re stuck with him.
i can see him putting his hand under your shirt while cuddling sometimes in a non sexual manner.
has hella pickup lines/flirty puns for you. some are actually pretty smooth, but a lot of them are corny as fuck too 💀 but they’re always ones you’ve never heard before.
every time abbachio overhears one he wants to drown himself in wine.
“babe, if you were chicken, you’d be impeccable”
*snorts* “mista what the hell was that *laugh*”
abba: *silently gags*
if there’s four slices of cake left you’ll grab it to calm his peace of mind <3 despite him saying it’ll bring you bad luck
he is SUCH a cuddle bug it’s so cute. he likes burrowing his face in your neck, inhaling your scent while you’re in his arms. super clingy in a good way.
he’s always next to you during missions to make sure you’re safe.
TICKLE WARS PLS. he’d initiate them most of the time but at times when you initiate them, and you run away, you end up losing bc he always catches you.
knows literally anything about films and movies. like he’ll know anything about the movies you two watch together.
mans is good at advice. like he may be very laid back and carefree, but he’s really serious in certain situations like battles or things that are bothering you. he’s good at comfort and is SUPER SUPPORTIVE.
all in all, mista is such a flirty, sweet boy and is absolutely whipped for you. (simp /j)
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