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Cerise Lockwood

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Schweitzer

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For The People And Furries That Get Barked At: Here Are Some Responses You Can Use!

For the People and Furries that get barked at: Here are some Responses you can use!

"Ooh, a doggy!"

If there are others there "Can I pet your dog?"

"Kinky..." or "That's kinky..."

"Can you not do your weird fetishes in public, please?"

"I just wanted to let you know that it's okay that I (or he or they or she or entity) can pull more bitches/hoes than you and your small dick."

If you have someone else with you, turn to them and say loudly but subtly "Freaks..."


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(via 78 My Hero Academia Memes)
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 Pro hero Katsuki Bakugo and Vigilante y/n l/n bump into each other while Katsuki is on a mission. Soon after y/n l/n is wrongly convicted for a crime. An unlikely friendship and possible romance lights their paths.


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1 year ago

Reporter: What is the best thing your girlfriend has asked you to buy for her?

Flynn Rider: A FRYING PAN!

Reporter: ...

Flynn Rider: Best investment I've ever made.

Reporter: What Is The Best Thing Your Girlfriend Has Asked You To Buy For Her?

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1 year ago

How To Question Your Faith - 101

If EVE Ate The Apple From The Tree Of Knowledge...

Why Is It Called An ADAM'S APPLE and Why Is It LODGED HALVE-WAY DOWN MEN'S THROATS???

just sayin' it's fishy...


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