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For the People and Furries that get barked at: Here are some Responses you can use!
"Ooh, a doggy!"
If there are others there "Can I pet your dog?"
"Kinky..." or "That's kinky..."
"Can you not do your weird fetishes in public, please?"
"I just wanted to let you know that it's okay that I (or he or they or she or entity) can pull more bitches/hoes than you and your small dick."
If you have someone else with you, turn to them and say loudly but subtly "Freaks..."
For the People, Entities, and Furries that get barked at! Here are some responses you can use!
If there is someone with the person barking: "Oooh, can I pet your dog?!"
If you are with someone: mutter "Freaks..." to each other.
If you are a male entity of sorts: SAY SYMIPATHEDICALY "It's okay I know it's hard when I can pull more bitches than you and your small dick."
Stay Petty, Stay Savage, and Stay Safe guys, gals, and non-binary pals!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL EXISTANCE!!