*vegas Writing An E-mail To Tankhun*

*vegas writing an e-mail to tankhun*

pete: begin it with something like- "i hope this email finds you well"....c'mon...be nice

vegas: *enraged, typing furiously*: this email better find you before i do-

He’ll be richer this way tbh 😅

Vegas after getting stripped of Minor Family's status: I didn’t want to do this but i know one way we can get money

Pete: You would make a decent prostitute

Vegas: I'd make an amazing prostitute but i was actually talking about this guy i know

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The Last Bodyguard's Rule

If Vegas Theerapanyakul is in walking distance of you.

Change it to a one-way flight sort of distance.

If (1) cannot be fathomably achieved, take safety precautions.

e.g. Do NOT under any circumstances, pull out a cigarette. We do not care how stressed you are. If you fail to comply, Vegas WILL offer you a lighter.

...And if you take this lighter, he may propose one of the following to you in the coming weeks:

A) Marriage

B) Running away together to an unmarked grave unknown place.

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Remember, Vegas is waiting. He is watching. And I know many of you are motherless (ref: Porsche Kittisawasd) but parents usually tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Vegas is that stranger.

So always look eighteen times over both your shoulders and between your legs (ref: Head Bodyguard Pete Saengtham) before pulling out a cigarette.

Welcome to Bodyguarding 101. May the games begin.

Pete: I have decided that I'm, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one's hungry.

Vegas, under his breath: I'm starving.