Waiter: Are You Two A Couple?

Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Pete: No we-

Porsche: Is there a discount?

Waiter: 10% off dessert.

Porsche and Pete in unison: Yes, we’re a couple.

Vegas, confused: you - you didn't find anything in the curry?

Pete who just licked the bowl clean: I found a lot of delicious-ness

Vegas: no!

Vegas: I put a ring in the curry!

Pete:

Pete: I just thought that there were some crunchy vegetables

Vegas: NO!

Macau who already pulled the ring out because he saw this coming but he just can't help his needs to witness some chaos every day: oh no what are we going to do now

VegasPete + text posts (pt.16/16)

bonus: 

bible ig update

I'm going to start eating the walls thinking about the parallels and shit between the Kittisawat brothers and Vegas and Macau and how for both Porsche and Vegas the most important person in their life is always always their little brother and how they both put so much of themselves at risk to look after their little brothers and how Vegas so easily relented when Porsche told him he needed to check on his little brother because he knows he knows how important Chay is to Porsche in a way that Kinn never quite seems to grasp because the main family brothers don't have that close connection to each other beyond family loyalty and they care sure but they don't have anything close to the connection the others do oh my GOD

Feel like I’ve missed so much content… what is the drama with the new vp book??