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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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AuDHD Acts Weird, And For Me It Means That I Cycle Through Special Interests Every 1-6 Months, Adding

AuDHD Acts Weird, And For Me It Means That I Cycle Through Special Interests Every 1-6 Months, Adding

AuDHD acts weird, and for me it means that I cycle through special interests every 1-6 months, adding some as things engage me and frequently ending up back at previous ones. Apparently, fate has decided that I am now back on Fran Bow. Here’s the start of that.

(although I expect Gravity Falls to stick around more permanently the way that Undertale and Star Trek do, where they show up more often and tend to influence how I engage with other things)

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1 year ago
WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!

WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!

I wanted to post the prompt list a month in advance so people have time to work on it :)

There are no hard rules; it's just a fun art exercise to draw things that are considered "cringe" by popular culture. Don't stress if you miss a day!!

Even if you don't participate, it would mean the world to me if you just shared the prompt list because it took me a while to make it lol.

I hope you have fun with it!!!

1 year ago

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”


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1 year ago

Every friend group has AT LEAST ONE person who would make OSHA throw up and AT LEAST ONE PERSON who would make an HR department scream. I don’t make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every Friend Group Has AT LEAST ONE Person Who Would Make OSHA Throw Up And AT LEAST ONE PERSON Who Would
Every Friend Group Has AT LEAST ONE Person Who Would Make OSHA Throw Up And AT LEAST ONE PERSON Who Would

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1 year ago

I forgot how clearly Lawrence knows about the boys’ antics. He just wandered into the garage and it was literally upside down and he didn’t mind at all. They told him they were building a teleporter and he seemed to believe them but not care. ALSO THEY JUST DETACHED THEIR GRANDFATHER’S FEET THEN REATTACHED THEM BACKWARDS

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”