What If There Was A Dating App For Asexual Ppl But Instead Of Only Fans Its Called Like Only Friends

What if there was a dating app for asexual ppl but instead of only fans its called like only friends

Wars when he sees what his model gets used for:

Some Link /Facts/Bio to better understands this silly boy so buckle up this is gonna be long

He has like a million stuffed plushies of random animals (found them all during his adventure) and keeps most of them in his pocket

Hes physicality 11 years old, but mentally 1,000

His hoodie pocket is like INFINITE like he can fit anything in there and nobody understands how

He decided his name would be Link, bc for most of his life he just went by a bunch of nicknames people gave him over the years, he heard it from some guy and thought "eh sounds cool why not)

Link drew a map of his own Hyrule on the back of zeldas wanted poster with random pieces of tree bark

He can't read...or write...or do math, or socialise apparently. So he has to use landmarks to get to places considering he can't actually read the signs

Link has NO clue how to use the mater sword and no intent to learn, it's too long and heavy for his tiny 11 year old hands, so you'll have to scream it in his face to teach it to him

Almost died once?? (technically almost fell asleep for 1,000 years but)

Has at least 10 different outfits

Threw a kid off a bar balcony once

Little ms severe vitamin D deficiency, no fr cause if this kid was outside long enough he'd peel like a potato, because he has not SEEN the sun once in his 1,000 years of life

After eons and eons, The Majesty meets Lu fanfic is finally here, go read it now people, this is a threat brought to you by guico

Also I'll Probobly post a poll soon to see if you guys want another chapter

Just A little Link/Majesty art I did (and am still super proud of) and will maybe finish

Rly?????

Fuck it. Reblog this and ill draw you.

imma go to ur account and draw ur main oc I mean hehe I'm looking at you roleplay accounts and art accounts with a persona

pls reblog