Some Link /Facts/Bio To Better Understands This Silly Boy So Buckle Up This Is Gonna Be Long

Some Link /Facts/Bio to better understands this silly boy so buckle up this is gonna be long

He has like a million stuffed plushies of random animals (found them all during his adventure) and keeps most of them in his pocket

Hes physicality 11 years old, but mentally 1,000

His hoodie pocket is like INFINITE like he can fit anything in there and nobody understands how

He decided his name would be Link, bc for most of his life he just went by a bunch of nicknames people gave him over the years, he heard it from some guy and thought "eh sounds cool why not)

Link drew a map of his own Hyrule on the back of zeldas wanted poster with random pieces of tree bark

He can't read...or write...or do math, or socialise apparently. So he has to use landmarks to get to places considering he can't actually read the signs

Link has NO clue how to use the mater sword and no intent to learn, it's too long and heavy for his tiny 11 year old hands, so you'll have to scream it in his face to teach it to him

Almost died once?? (technically almost fell asleep for 1,000 years but)

Has at least 10 different outfits

Threw a kid off a bar balcony once

Little ms severe vitamin D deficiency, no fr cause if this kid was outside long enough he'd peel like a potato, because he has not SEEN the sun once in his 1,000 years of life

Look I know chapter 1 was a little rough but I promise it gets better

What if there was a dating app for asexual ppl but instead of only fans its called like only friends

Wars is very gender like you CANNOT look at any version of this man and tell me he doesn't have Ftm swag

the trans is transing

(I’m getting gender envious of blonde elf guys again)

Im talking about THIS SHIT

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

Wars when he sees what his model gets used for:

YALL LOOK LOOK LOOK AT THE ART THAT @a-mimic-and-a-jester MADE OF MAJESTY, AHH, AND THEY COMPLIMENTED MY ARTSTYLE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU