Asexual Memes - Tumblr Posts

Ghostbusters tumbler? I’m going to get you on asexual tumbler

goodnight to all 8 members of ghostbusters tumblr

this makes me want to try sketching another character on the other side being dragged along saying "my lawful neutral self wanting people to just leave me alone bc I don't want to hear about their partners and/or sex lives

Music artists made the best melody and beat known to man only to make the whole song about sex.

Pov: u come out to ur friend as aroace

What if there was a dating app for asexual ppl but instead of only fans its called like only friends

Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!

(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)

Y’all idk what i did to make it think I want this 😭

ACES OF TUMBLR REJOICE

Behold, our new leader, the ace bird

What the fuck all of these are true and I (a useless lesbian) do every single one of these.

exclusionist can fuck off

Me about to snatch up another one of my favorite characters and headcanon them as aroace

Mooties!!! Raise your hands if you are Asexual!!

I am!!!

I’m asexual.

I read NSFW fanfics like fantasy novels disconnected from reality until I remember that people actually do a lot of these things.

I see provocative advertisement and think it’s exaggerated as a joke until I remember that people actually get turn on by this.

It feels unbelievable to me but apparently these are real things.

My (nonexistent) friends: “So are you gay or straight?”

Me an aro/ace: “…yes?”

Reblog to equip Asexuals for the invasion of Denmark.

“But how do you know you won’t like it it haven’t TRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT?” I don’t have to try drinking gasoline to know that I wouldn’t like it. Let’s use our brains here. I don’t have to have sex to know that I wouldn’t like it.

Today my manager had me practice saying hi to customers on her and I did finger guns and we both laughed when she said that I can’t do guns at customers.