AHHHHHHHH, OH MY GOSH, DAD! DONT MIND IF ONE DAY! ONE DAY! ILL BRING A MAN LIKE MITSUYA HOME.

AHHHHHHHH, OH MY GOSH, DAD! DONT MIND IF ONE DAY! ONE DAY! ILL BRING A MAN LIKE MITSUYA HOME.

At last, I realized why I wanted to be a cat since I was a kid.

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Ran: And here you can see the endangered Rindou in his natural habitat.

Rindou: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Ran: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

⚠️‼️ TOKYO REVENGERS SPOILER ‼️⚠️

Okay, so the recent chapters of Tokyo Revengers is like, Mikey beating the shit out of Michi, yk.

Remember Mikey's dark impulse?

So it's Michi getting beaten up

And Senju's promise? yeah.

Imagine if Senju stepped in and since there's almost no one near Mikey's strength? And she's possibly the only person that can save Michi from being beaten to death.

Imagine if Waka stepped in to save Senju 😍

Now... Let's wait for it.

Say the line, Wakasa!

Wakasa : ... Take Care of Brahman's Princess?..

Me : YAY.

And Mikey ending up in prison is just straight up plain.

Police officer : so, why did you kill them?

Mikey : I have something called ✌️ Dark Impulse ✌️ after my brother died then my sister comes next. and somehow, killing people doesn't bring them back to life. I'm not Senju nor South, so, I can't control my own shit. Deal with it.

No, Mikey, your reasons and opinions ain't ✌️ valid ✌️😐

Like, move on, you're not that special when it comes to family relatives dying.

I'm welcoming Mikey slander if he kills Waka bae.

Man is lip biting, smh

Ran, honey, don't be fucking greedy by just letting us take a peek, show the whole damn thing. omg, ihy.

I can finally rest in peace.

Edit : RINDOU'S HAIR LOOKS SO OFFFFFFF. I'll just fix it when I have the energy to do so

Second edit : uhh, here

The Haitanis and the Death.

So... I think the Haitanis are cursed. A lot.

I mean,

they get into Tenjiku.

The leader died.

They get into Rokuhara,

THE LEADER DIED.

They get into BONTEN

THE LEADER KILLED HIMSELF!

Where they put the eyes they put the scythe.

(All the leaders hit the floor.)

Ran and Rindou at this point are like shinigamis watching every japan gang thinking: Ok brother, who's next?

(Same for Kakucho tbh. I hope he doesn't go with Takemichi...)