He Points A Gun At You And The Crowd Is Waiting. He Points At Your Face And You Smile At Him And If Your

He points a gun at you and the crowd is waiting. He points at your face and you smile at him and if your drawn-on moustache could shake it would. He points and you smile like you trust him completely and there cannot be any room for doubt because the audience needs a good show and he’s your friend and he should know you are not afraid of him. His finger trembles against the trigger. He has never shot a gun before. He is a demon. He is the best person shaped entity in the world. You smile. He is a demon. You trust him. You trust. If the last thing you’ll ever see is him you will be ok.

I feel like Aziraphale and Crowley will be forced to speak to each other by Nina and Maggie and so they will sit in one room locked up by them and they’re going to be absolutely fuming and still refusing to talk

But they will finally snap and start fighting through which they will mention all the misunderstandings over the years

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE HOMELESS

IT WAS NOT YOUR PROBLEM

YES IT WAS I’D NEVER LET YOU LIVE IN A CAR

YOU TOLD ME I WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

I NEVER SAID THAT

YOU CALLED ME ONE OF THE BAD GUYS

THAT’S NOT… THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

I TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU AND YOU TOLD ME NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!

I MEANT THE BOOKSHOP! I CHOSE YOU OVER THE BOOKSHOP!

YOU WANTED ME TO BE AN ANGEL LIKE I WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE WAY I AM

I WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY AND SAFE! YOU NEVER TOLD ME GABRIEL WANTED ME TO SHUT UP AND DIE!

I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU!

I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU TOO!

6 thousand years of misunderstandings until they stop and need to catch a breath because fucking hell and Aziraphale says fuck this and grabs Crowley the way he grabbed him and kisses him

The sillies

Going absolutely bonkers absolute silly mode going absolutely up the whazoo going absolutely badoinkers going kadoingingongy going absolutely wild with it

and they say wine is romantic