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Just in case you were feeling happy today 🥲
Aziracrow, probably...
Crowley: Look Angel, we're standing under a mistletoe! You know what that means... Aziraphale: (oblivious) Crowley, this isn't a mistletoe- Crowley: *hectically miracles the branch into a mistletoe* Whatcha saying? Couldn't hear you
It surprised me that I've never seen this theory anywhere, BUT-
Let me quote God in S1 E1, right in the beginning: "It starts, as it will end, with a garden. In this case, the Garden of Eden."
WHAT IF, at the end of GO S3, in the very last scene, we will see Azi and Crowley together in a garden again? It is not Eden, but God implied it'd end with a garden. Their own garden in a nice cottage in which they'll spend the rest of their lives? A sort-of new paradise? We can only speculate, but just imagine them standing together in a garden, like in the beginning, but now with millenia worth of shared memories, pain, struggles, love,... Imagine God narrating the very last scene like the very first. Imagine God recapping about their history, and talking about how they will finally, freely and in peace, be able to spend the rest of their lives together. In the beginning, the Garden of Eden was the paradise of Adam and Eve, in the end, the new garden may be the paradise that is the rest of Aziracrow's finally happy, immortal life together.
ALSO; waiting for 1650 for the reveal of the reason for the very first apology dance!!
Just now realised that since "This is a new jacket, and I'd hate to ruin it. Do you mind if I take it off?" wasn't Crowley speaking, it means Azi wants to save the jacket because he loves how it looks on Crowley. And that he knows Crowley's whole wardrobe by heart. And that he wants to undress Crowley since he's most likely never seen him even remotely naked.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Season three is now ahead, Can I hear a wahoo?
Since I haven't seen this one yet-
Had to put it out there.
The most ubelievable thing is that I've waited ( and not only me ) like four long and painfull years for this new season two, and now that I've seen it I just desire ANOTHER ONE ASAP
I've finished ep. 6 at 1:30 AM, and I've fallen asleep at like 3 AM BACAUSE I COULDN'T STOP CRYING.
I was like: "IT CAN'T FINISH LIKE THIS FOR TICKETY BOO'S SAKE AZIRAPHALE OPEN YOUR EYES AND GO WITH CROWLEY"
But no, sadly, he didn't.
So, even if I know that it'll hurt like hell, I'll spam-rewatch the entire season countless times to:
1) Cry again
2) Admire Crowley and Aziraphale's "I was wrong dance"
3) Remind me that when I think that things can't get worse, they can obviously get worse
4) Lot of other things that I'm not going to write ( they're too many)
5) Get a new season 3.
Possibly this one:
But guys, can someone explain to me what does the blue feather mean? Because Wtf??
Is the feather a possible spoiler??? I think that only time will tell, but for now let's try do be more like Agnes Nutter...
💔💔💔
Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know what it means to međź’”
This is Aziraphale that lives in my head.
…Apology accepted…
Yes, I made his curls look like little horns.
Two male characters in Greece, confused as to what they're supposed to be doing.
Character A: Well you know what they say: when in Rome...
Character B, blushing: ...Have you by chance heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes?
Character A: Nah, sorry. I'm not much into church music.
Silly silly doodles
no spoilers (just my reaction), but neil gaiman, david tennant, micheal sheen, and the rest of cast and crew have ripped out my heart, put it in a blender, and it is spinning round and round becoming a very delicious smoothie. Or perhaps a milkshake. idc my brain is shutting down why does everything I love hurt me (amazing work)
Can’t stop thinking about how all of S2, Aziraphale is throwing himself at Crowley physically (the hand on his chest in the bar, the dance, the hand on his shoulder when Gabe and Beez say being together is more important than sides) waiting for Crowley to make the next move, while Crowley is throwing himself at Aziraphale emotionally (trying to make the humans fall in love by engineering a rainstorm, letting Aziraphale drive his car, recommending Alpha Centauri as a place for Gabe and Beez to go). And how in the final 15, they finally get closer to giving the other what they have been asking for all season, but it’s twisted and miscommunicated: “come with me” Aziraphale says and all Crowley hears is “to heaven”; “I need you” Aziraphale says, and all Crowley hears is “to change for me”; Crowley grabs Aziraphale and kisses him the way Aziraphale has wanted all season and Aziraphale, thinking it’s a temptation away from Heaven, forgives him instead of kissing him back.
go3 but this is the end credits song send post
ineffable dumbasses
(first time poster/first fan comic!!!)
post s2 fix it :D
idk i just love the idea of azi returning to the book shop to find crowley an absolute wreck sobbing and singing along to relevant love songs in his angels record collection
they KISS after this and MAKE UP and SAVE THE WORLD
also muriel:
#1 has been forced to listen to all of crowley's depressed sing alongs, #2 was upstairs during the duration of this comic, #3 was quite disappointed and confused when mr.crowley didn't make it to their favorite happy section of the song towards the end
(i know i said it was an unspecified amount of time but in my minds eye only a few months have passes before azi packs his ass up and leaves heaven)
Aziraphale is one of those spoiled fluffy white cats, and Crowley is an orange cat. I will not be taking further questions.
this is a very unserious nitpick but i think it’s pretty funny how because crowley is so cat-person-coded, the fandom has decided that aziraphale must be a hypothetical dog owner because they are…opposites? or at least it seems this way because of the amount of crowley with a black cat, aziraphale with a samoyed fan art i see on a daily basis.
but let’s think about this! aziraphale, whose favorite activity is to lounge in his armchair with a book and a cup of tea….why would he adopt an active and large animal? would adopting a cat not also make perfect sense for aziraphale?? aziraphale, whose favorite person is definitively cat-like…sorry guys when they move to south downs they’re going to be cat owners because there’s simply no way those two idiots could commit to a dog-owner lifestyle.
okay, hot take, but I thought the Bilad the Shuite outfit was good. Like in way does it compare to some of Crowley's better looks, but I liked it! It was good!!