DOES THIS MAKE ME A TUMBLR INFLUENCER??

DOES THIS MAKE ME A TUMBLR INFLUENCER??

quick everybody new trend siphon bill gate’s gasoline when he isn’t looking

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 🫶🫶

feel again - sir chloe

american idiot - green day

ten duel commandments - hamilton

blitzkrieg bop - the ramones

this is how I disappear - my chemical romance

I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS A STORY‼️

last year I went to see my chemical romance in concert, and when we got to the venue, there were some openers. Okay so the opening bands are done, and everyone is quaking in their boots because they know mcr is about to come on. The roadies are setting up the stage, it’s dark and everyone’s murmuring. Suddenly, the stage lights flash rainbow, motherfucking LADY GAGA starts playing and this dude walks on stage in a tshirt with huge letters on it that says “VACUUM GUY” and he starts vacuuming the stage. Everyone starts screaming, and then he mounts his vacuum and I kid you not rides it across the stage while born this way starts playing, he’s dancing and playing to the audience and I’m pretty sure a couple tears were shed. now my row is me, my dad, and this pack of middle aged biker men, they’re covered in tattoos and battle jackets, and I just scream “I LOVE YOU VACUUM GUY!!” They all cheer and pat me on the back and we scream that together, I bond with these men, vacuum guy is tearing it up, everyone clapped. If you’re out there somewhere, vacuum guy, I love you. Find me.

hey dude my mom says we can go make strange noises in the woods at night if your moms okay with that

hello new mootie!!

we share a name AND pronouns HEHE >:]

I love that for us but if I find out you’re younger than me your name will be changed to charlie jr. the second no debates

I love fall out boy cause it’s fr like

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