I Forgot That The Headmaster Is A Person And Can Be Buried...

I forgot that the headmaster is a person and can be buried...

Odasaku, Sasaki, and the orphanage headmaster are all buried in the same cemetery.

So Kunikida, Atsushi, and Dazai all run into each other grave visiting regularly and politely pretend they don’t. They never acknowledge the meaning behind the bouquets brought, even if all of them know the others know flower language. They never acknowledge the tear streaks down Atsushi’s face, or the solemn look on Kunikida’s. Atsushi never points out how the scent of whiskey is always a bit stronger on Dazai’s coat. They never acknowledge the location of their accidental meetings.

Sometimes Kunikida might offer to take them to get food, or Atsushi will offer a random hard candy from his pocket, on colder days Dazai might lend his coat. None of them are really themselves when faced with grief, and none of them will to hold it against each other.

O acquaintance, grantors of dark disgrace, do not wake me up again.

i'm too good, i can make something like this everyday- motivation required tho💀

Now I need Atsushi, Chuuya and Tachihara to all become friends and bond over being experimented on.

Having to deal with torture, and annoying pretentious scientists monologuing about improving and bringing out their full potential.

Mori's just secretly taking notes in the corner and everyone else is horrified.

yo wussup homeslice. I have THOUGHTS

Chuuya has a tongue piercing, Dazai know this and loves it. Kunikida does not know about it until they kiss for the first time and it feels weird and Chuuya laughs his ass off before sticking his tongue out to show him.

Kunikida found a new thing he finds hot that day.

Dazai totally has his ears pierced and gets the weirdest earrings he can find.

Kunikida doesn't have any, Dazai tries to get him to get a bellybutton piercing.

thoughts tee hee <3 consumes them and leaves you an empty husk <3

yes. chuuya with a tongue piercing, what will he do (give really good head and kisses, probably. also he 100% just licks people sometimes. sometimes when dazai is being annoying chuuya will just. lick. and boom <3 peace and quiet <3 that is the one thing that compels kunikida to consider piercings WHEEZE)

earrings. tiny baby dolls. hanging on nooses. but earrings. dazai is truly just a lesbian tbh, like spiritually

kunikida has a reputation he cares about so he can't get any piercings and he tells dazai this repeatedly but dazai never listens SO eventually kunikida is like 'every time you tell me to get a piercing i will tally it and once there are 100 tallies you will get two piercings of my choosing' and that is how dazai ends up with nipple piercings. he is a very big baby about the pain <3

I am a Kunikida had an emo phase truther and so just image Katai getting bribed by Dazai to give him a picture of Kunikida as a teenager.

Dazai's expecting dorky nerdy Kunikida in a suit or sweater vest at some school event.

What he gets instead is Kunikida yelling at a cop at a protest. His hair is in a high ponytail, with streaks of purple in it.

He's wearing a jean jacket filled with pins and patches. Fishnet gloves and flipping off said cop with one hand. And holding his notebook in the other.

Dazai is just staring, jaw dropped while Katai snorts in amusement.

Dazai's just like... I was robbed! We were robbed!

I think its best if he never works in customer service

the glamorous life of a mafia executive

(based on an idea from Remi!)